Thanks to the weather turning ridiculously cold, I am now dealing with a case of hat hair. To those of you who are unfamiliar with hat hair, below is an unofficial definition: Hat Hair – (n) Hair that has become mashed down, frizzy, or some other variation of f*cked up after the removal of a [...]
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How I Watched The Lunar Eclipse
Yep. #RealNiggaAstronomy. It was too cold to watch it any other way! I had to get a few drinks in my system and bundle up first! Not only that…I live in DC. If I’m going to stand around and watch the moon disappear at 2AM in the morning, I can’t look friendly. Crooks have to [...]
I’m Shivering
The nice weather this weekend must have been a tease, because today feels like a chilly slap of reality across the face! I went outside for like 5 minutes, and I’m back indoors literally shivering as I work to warm up my body! The sad thing is, it’s not really “cold” weather right now, but [...]
Freezing My Inaugural Ass Off
This is the Washington, DC extended forecast for Inauguration weekend. No, your eyes are not lying to you: today’s high is 19 degrees! 19 DAMNED DEGREES!!! I do not like cold weather, so you can tell that I am not a happy camper right now. Scientifically speaking, I don’t know how cold it has to [...]
Pimp Slapped By God
Ever walk outside on a really cold and windy day without checking the weather report first? I did that the other afternoon. Walked right outside and was met by a stong, gusting wind that almost made me take a few steps back. It was as if God took his right hand, stuck it in the [...]
Stop Being Such A Tease!
Alright! That’s IT!!! I’m tired of you doing me like this! To let me get a taste of something so good, something so right, then just take it all away…It’s just flat out evil. How could you do it! How could you just play with my body and my emotions like that?! I can’t lie, [...]
High Five For Your Health
IN YOUR FACE, MOTHER NATURE! I have officially whupped this cold, thanks in part to the loved ones who looked out for me during my time of illness. The cold weather can’t keep a player like me down for long. My swagger is way too phenomenal for that! I’ve been walking around all morning, George [...]
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