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Rants In The Name Of Religion

I regularly see a group of Hebrew Iraelites preaching outside Columbia Heights metro station as I make my way to the gym. As a result of hearing them yelling at people on numerous occasions, I have come to one conclusion: these motherf*ckers hate just about EVERYBODY! If anybody has ever had an encounter with angry [...]

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Avoid Shopping Bag Taxes

For those unaware, Washington DC has begun taxing shoppers $.05 per bag for every paper or plastic bag they get from a store. It’s meant to reduce pollution and waste, but as with anything else in this city, I suspect it’s also lining someone’s pocket somewhere. I mean, you already saw how I feel about [...]

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Something In The Water…Called Lead.

Earlier this morning, I heard about an incident where a barista at the Starbucks on 16th and U Street NW shot himself in the leg like the minimum-wage version of Plaxico Burress. This just days after that Metro guy punched the police officer dressed as McGruff the Crime Dog. I even saw a clip from [...]

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Don’t Rough Up McGruff!!!

You know times are rough when McGruff the crime dog gets assaulted. Saturday in Colombia Heights, a police officer dressed as McGruff the Crime Dog was minding his own business, teaching kids how to take a bite out of crime…when a Metro bus driver got the drop on him and took a bite out of [...]

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The Anticipation of Target Shopping

Earlier, someone told me that the new Target on 14th Street is now open. Upon hearing this news, I couldn’t even contain my joy. I smiled like a schoolgirl at a Hannah Montana show.     Tweet

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