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People Still Sing & Dance for Chicken?

People Still Sing & Dance for Chicken?

Singing and dancing for chicken strips? In 2012?! Mary J. Blige, you’re better than this! Have we learned nothing from the poor endorsement choices of MC Hammer? As “PROPER!” as that popcorn chicken may have tasted to poor Hammer, that was officially the point where his career began to die. I doubt this Burger King [...]

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‘Cause Pee Wee Said So

Stay yo’ ass off of drugs!!! Yes, I know this is random as Hell, but it made me smile this morning so I’m sharing it. Hopefully, hard drug addicts are not my target demographic. Just in case a few slipped through the, ahem, cracks, this message goes out to you. Seriously though, I know Pee [...]

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Tough Love Via Fake Mike Epps

I’m convinced daytime TV destroys more brain cells than drugs. I wonder how many paternity tests, fist fights, court shows, lie detector results and hours of Kathie Lee & Hoda it would take to kill a man. Out of everything that bothers me about daytime TV, sadly, one set of commercials stands out: Everest College. [...]

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Getting Older

Certain things in life let you know that you’re no longer a young man. Discovering gray hairs, for instance. Watching a show like 106th and Park and not recognizing half of the songs on the countdown. Not caring at all about the fact that you have never heard said songs. New Year’s Day, my moment [...]

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Opulence, I Has It

That DirecTV commercial is NEVER NOT FUNNY to me! The first time I saw it, I was at a bar and the TV was on mute thanks to the music so I could not hear anything. However, I still laughed at it thanks the overall gaudiness of everything along with the miniature giraffe kiss at [...]

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Kobe Bryant Kloser Commercial

I like this Vitamin Water commercial. Glad to see Kobe Bryant can laugh at himself and his ill-advised photoshoot. I still think the Nike “Write The Future” World Cup spot featuring him is better, but this one is entertaining as well. Tweet

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Chuck Brown Has A Chips Ahoy Commercial

Just saw the new Chuck Brown commercial for Chips Ahoy while watching Enter The Dragon on cable. I guess the folks at AMC and Kraft think that anyone up after midnight watching Bruce Lee beat the hell out of people is probably craving junk food right about now. And you know what? They’re right! Junk [...]

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