This morning I had a conversation about straight people going to gay functions. For example, a very good friend of mine is gay. Not just gay, but stereotypically gay. It’s to the point that I’m surprised he doesn’t wear chimes and have a trail of glitter following behind him. I go to his birthday cookout [...]
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Announcements a.k.a. I Need an Intern
I have a couple of fun announcements to make. However, the process of getting to the point of making announcements has not been particularly fun. I’ve come to realize that I need an intern. An annoying, unattractive intern. One who will keep me focused. Cool, sexy interns need not apply, because that’s just another distraction, [...]
Eddie Murphy – The Cookout
I was listening to this earlier tonight. Just as I remember, it’s still hilarious! “Your wife’s a Bigfoot isn’t she, Gus?” “Goonie goo goo” Ahh man…That routine is so funny, it makes you not even care about the uncomfortably ill-fitting leather outfit Eddie has on! Tweet
The Family Cookout
I’m attending a family cookout today. Since my mother gives me a hard time whenever I make jokes about family members on here, I will refrain from blogging about the crazy stuff my family does. However, that doesn’t mean I won’t tweet about them! If ever there were a day to follow me on Twitter, [...]
A Swine Flu
I keep hearing about a pork flu outbreak in Mexico, Southern California and parts of Texas. A pork flu, on the nicest weekend of the year so far, weather-wise?! I smell a CONSPIRACY!!! Tweet
YAAH TRICK YAAH
How was everyone’s holiday weekend? Did you enjoy yourselves? Did you spend time with family and loved ones? If so, did you come back to work today with any funny stories from the weekend? Well guess what: I did! The only problem is, my entire family reads this blog now, as I discovered when my [...]
Sam Adams Saved My Life
Tragedy was narrowly avoided yesterday at my friend Jabbar’s Labor Day cookout. As I walked over to the back stairs to go into his house, my right foot barely made it onto the wooden step. When I attempted to apply the force needed to move forward, I slipped off. In the blink of an eye, I was headed towards certain [...]
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