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Cry, OR ELSE!!!

Upon seeing this clip of North Koreans crying over the death of Kim Jong Il, I read the words “taken from North Korean state run media” underneath it. I’m pretty sure it’s wrong that I immediately thought “They probably told these people ‘Cry! Or we’ll kill your entire families! LOOK SAD B*TCH!’” Main man at [...]

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The Gospel

I may not strike you all as the most religious figure in the world. I mean, I curse a lot, I’ll l talk openly about almost any tasteless topic known to mankind, and I even went so far as to blaspheme over fried chicken yesterday. My twitter status was as follows: “Chik-Fil-A nuggets are so [...]

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Minimum Wage Death

A CVS employee nearly killed me last week. As I was on my way home from a long day at work, I walked past a guy loading an 8-9 foot tall pallet stack of random drug store merchandise onto a truck. As soon as I made it one step beyond where the fellow was, he somehow [...]

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So What Now?

The world came together over the past few weeks in an attempt to save Troy Davis, a man on death row despite the fact that recent developments in his case appear to prove his innocence.  On one hand, it really moved me to see so many people come together to stop a tragedy from happening [...]

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2Pac Knew Something We Didn’t

Let me start this off by saying Rest In Peace to Tupac Shakur, easily one of the most influential rappers of all time. 2Pac made many references to an early death in his music, and unfortunately, it ended up be a self-fulfilling prophecy. Only two positives came from ‘Pac’s untimely demise: the great musical legacy [...]

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My Aaliyah Story

I can’t remember if I’ve written about this before, so if I have, forgive me. It’s the 10th anniversary of Aaliyah’s tragic death, and I’ve been seeing tributes all over the internet. My tribute is a little different, mainly because I think of Aaliyah every time I look at my first tattoo. No, it’s not [...]

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RIP Bubba Smith

Gotta pay a quick tribute to Bubba Smith, a.k.a. Lieutenant Hightower from the Police Academy films. If this clip from his guest appearance on Married With Children does not make you laugh, then your sense of humor is irreparably broken. That, or you’re a Commie bastard. Rest In Peace, Bubba Smith. You were a great [...]

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