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The Questions, 5-17-12

I am a naturally inquisitive person. Therefore, I am starting a series of blog entries where I seek answers to the queries on my mind at the moment. Without further adieu, The Questions: What in the Colombian Hell were those Secret Service officers thinking a few weeks ago? Realistically, I don’t expect certain elements of [...]

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Trayvon Martin Did Not Die For This…

I have gone this long without doing a Trayvon Martin post, so it’s about time for me to chime in. Why not? It seems like everyone else has an opinion, and they run the gamut from insightful to utterly ridiculous. Judging from the above photo that the homie @AngryBlkManDC posted, even strippers are making political [...]

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KONY’s Revenge *UPDATED*

Upon hearing about the legal problems of Jason Russell, co-founder of Invisible Children, I had to do a double-take. The man responsible for KONY2012 going viral now stands accused of masturbating in public and vandalizing cars? If this is true, it took less than a week of internet stardom to drive him to the point [...]

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F*ck The National Enquirer

Warning: This entry contains strong language, just in case the title wasn’t clear enough for you. Viewer discretion is advised. I have seen a lot of tasteless, disgusting things in my day. Just when I thought I’d seen it all, I find out that the National Enquirer put a photo of Whitney Houston in her [...]

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Westboro Baptist Is Protesting Whitney Houston’s Funeral?!

Somebody please tell me that those ass clowns at Westboro Baptist Church are not planning on protesting Whitney Houston’s funeral! Please? Anybody? I really hope that it’s not true, but if it is, World Star Hip Hop needs to be there to capture all the ass whippings that will surely take place. I would PAY [...]

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Cry, OR ELSE!!!

Upon seeing this clip of North Koreans crying over the death of Kim Jong Il, I read the words “taken from North Korean state run media” underneath it. I’m pretty sure it’s wrong that I immediately thought “They probably told these people ‘Cry! Or we’ll kill your entire families! LOOK SAD B*TCH!’” Main man at [...]

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The Gospel

I may not strike you all as the most religious figure in the world. I mean, I curse a lot, I’ll l talk openly about almost any tasteless topic known to mankind, and I even went so far as to blaspheme over fried chicken yesterday. My twitter status was as follows: “Chik-Fil-A nuggets are so [...]

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