A CVS employee nearly killed me last week. As I was on my way home from a long day at work, I walked past a guy loading an 8-9 foot tall pallet stack of random drug store merchandise onto a truck. As soon as I made it one step beyond where the fellow was, he somehow [...]
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So What Now?
The world came together over the past few weeks in an attempt to save Troy Davis, a man on death row despite the fact that recent developments in his case appear to prove his innocence. On one hand, it really moved me to see so many people come together to stop a tragedy from happening [...]
2Pac Knew Something We Didn’t
Let me start this off by saying Rest In Peace to Tupac Shakur, easily one of the most influential rappers of all time. 2Pac made many references to an early death in his music, and unfortunately, it ended up be a self-fulfilling prophecy. Only two positives came from ‘Pac’s untimely demise: the great musical legacy [...]
My Aaliyah Story
I can’t remember if I’ve written about this before, so if I have, forgive me. It’s the 10th anniversary of Aaliyah’s tragic death, and I’ve been seeing tributes all over the internet. My tribute is a little different, mainly because I think of Aaliyah every time I look at my first tattoo. No, it’s not [...]
RIP Bubba Smith
Gotta pay a quick tribute to Bubba Smith, a.k.a. Lieutenant Hightower from the Police Academy films. If this clip from his guest appearance on Married With Children does not make you laugh, then your sense of humor is irreparably broken. That, or you’re a Commie bastard. Rest In Peace, Bubba Smith. You were a great [...]
Tribute to the Macho Man Randy Savage
I hate to do wrestling jokes two days in a row, but in light of the passing of The Macho Man Randy Savage, I need to pay proper tribute. Although he wasn’t a comedian, the Macho Man had a tremendous influence on my comedic style. Basically, I learned how to talk shit from him and [...]
Justice Versus Vengeance
Right now, there is a man on I Street selling “Obama got Osama” t-shirts. This joker wasted NO TIME! He must have hit the print shop at 6AM to be able to have shirts ready to sell at Noon. I wonder how many of those stupid tees he managed to move today… It’s ironic that [...]
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