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Keep Your Dog On A Leash!
A few months ago, I commented on an entry from comedian Erin Jackson’s blog about a pit bull on the loose in her neighborhood. I could relate, because I used to live on her side of town and I encountered the same thing a couple of times. For the past few years, I haven’t had [...]
Obama Family: “Rewind Selector! Bo! Bo! Bo!”
The Obama girls are finally getting their puppy. Sorry for the corny dancehall reggae-inspired title, but I couldn’t think of anything more clever than a play on the dog’s name, “Bo.” I must say, the Portuguese water dog that they selected is way better looking than that scary Satan’s Hound of the Damned that was [...]
Someone’s Lunch Smells Like Dog Food
I am in the office right now, and someone’s lunch smells like dog food. I know this is something better suited to Twitter or a Facebook status update…but I felt like sharing with the world. I don’t even want to walk past the kitchen area, because if I actually see someone I know eating Puppy [...]
Your Chihuahua Is Gay
Your chihuahua is gay. No, really…Not because it’s a chihuahua, but because it is actually gay I remember the Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Animal Sanctuary episode of South Park from back in the day, and I also know that homosexuality and bisexuality does exist in the animal kingdom, but I never expected that my [...]
No Sympathy For That Snitch
I have a question for you all. Please allow me to set up the scenario, then give me your honest opinion on the matter. I have this neighbor who I try to avoid speaking to at all costs. This guy is a passive-aggressive, player-hating, nosy, peeking-out-the-window like Malcolm X, dry snitch assed spy for my [...]
The Business Card That Wasn’t
As you all may or may not know, things have been going pretty well for me in 2007. The New Year is off to a great start. Professionally, things are moving in the right direction, and even my writing has become more popular. For instance, I was quoted in the Washington Post “Express” newspaper today [...]
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