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Speaking of Dreams…

by on 16. Jul, 2010 in Alcohol, Drinking, Sleep

  How many of you have been so drunk that you had The Pee Dream? Don’t be afraid to admit it! You know, the dream where you think you’re in front of the toilet and it feels real…until moisture wakes you up and it literally feels TOO real! All you can do at that point is get [...]

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Who Wants Some Sex Coffee?

by on 16. Apr, 2010 in Drinking, Sex

Yesterday, a man on the street tried to sell me sex coffee. Seriously. Sex coffee. The “Magic Power Coffee” flier he handed me claims to be “the world’s first ‘aphrodisiac coffee’ for him & her!” I’m not going to get into the fact this guy must have thought one of two things: 1.) I look [...]

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Tuesday Happy Hour Details

by on 08. Apr, 2010 in Adams-Morgan, Bloggers, DC, Drinking, Happy, Networking

Below, I’ve placed the official text from the invitation to Tuesday night’s Happy Hour. I’m cutting & pasting this, so forgive me if the formatting is a little off. All I know is, my name is listed 1st!!! *High five to Jesus and someone tall* *Grinning from ear-to-ear* *Doing the George Jefferson walk* The Usual [...]

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I Successfully Quit Drinking Soft Drinks

by on 28. Nov, 2009 in Challenge, DC, Drinking, Silver Spring

My plan to stop drinking soft drinks has succeeded! I went through a few minor challenges over the course of this soda-free month, but nothing could stop me. My willpower is way too strong! That’s right Pepsi, my will just bitch slapped you AND your little punk ass friend Coke, then took your lunch money! [...]

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If You’re Ever This Drunk, Please Go Home!

by on 25. Oct, 2009 in Alcohol, Beer, Drinking, Video, Youtube

Don’t try to buy more beer. No good can come from it! Tweet

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Shakes The Clown Is Real

by on 19. Jul, 2009 in Alcohol, Drinking

I saw a clown at a bar. A CLOWN. In MAKEUP and FULL COSTUME, AT A MOTHERF*CKIN’ BAR! Main man was drinking whiskey while waiting to perform at some kiddie party. I even overheard him going into detail about the different variations of balloon animals he’s mastered. It was like walking into a bad movie [...]

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$50,000 I WON’T Be Making

by on 03. Jan, 2008 in Drinking, Games, God, World Series of Beer Pong, Yahoo

There is a World Series of Beer Pong! World Series of Beer Pong clip Damn this gout! Why couldn’t I have found out about this contest before I had to back away from the beer?!?! I’m actually a kick-ass beer pong player. I actually get better, the drunker I am! Once my opponents’ motor skills [...]

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