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Bob Has Bitch Tits

Rick Ross should not be allowed to take his shirt off in public. EVER. I don’t care if his clothes catch fire. I’ll just remember to say something nice at his funeral should that happen someday. I know this video is nothing new…but I got traumatized by the visuals on Facebook earlier, so now it’s [...]

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KFC’s Slow Death Sandwich Is Here

Fried chicken. Bacon. Cheese. Then, MORE fried chicken. While part of me is disgusted by this new KFC Double Down sandwich, the other part of me is thinking “Leon, you like all of these things individually, so why not try it?” Luckily, my inner n*gga(which is rejoicing at the news of this sandwich) is not [...]

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The Buffet Killers

Am I the only one who watches this video and says “Aside from Lil’ Wayne, that’s a lot of fat people on one track! Those guys would DESTROY someone’s buffet!” Don’t tell me I’m alone on this! Someone out there has to be as simple as I am… Tweet

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The Heart Attack Grill

Yesterday, I saw a bunch of stories online about a place called the Heart Attack Grill in Arizona, which basically embraces the fact that it’s bad for your health. They have nurses as wait staff, and they even serve an 8,000 calorie sandwich called the Quadruple Bypass Burger. Basically, if you eat there, you’re telling [...]

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Shallow Thoughts: Big People Having Sex

I always wondered how two fat people do it. *DISCLAIMER* Before I continue with this tangent, I want to say that I love ALL people, big, small, short or tall. So don’t try to say that I’m picking on the overweight. I told y’all about my gout yesterday, so you all should give me a [...]

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I Thought Fat People Were Supposed To Be Jolly

This morning on the bus, a man accidentally tapped a big lady(who was taking up almost two seats, by the way) with his bookbag. He apologized, but she proceeded to curse him out and call him everything short of a Child of God right in front of someone’s little child and everyone else on the [...]

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Not My White Shirt :(

This morning, a fat person in a black top competely ruined my white short-sleeve shirt. I really try to be sensitive when I refer to the overweight and their issues, but this time, a fat motherfucker crossed the line.* I was already kind of in a sour mood this morning upon finding out that Metrobus [...]

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