Saw this photo on Facebook, and I still don’t know what the hell is going on. I’m not sure if I WANT to know! Whatever the case, it made me laugh, so I’m sharing it with you. Tweet
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They Make Shake Weight For Women Too!
Unintentional porn FTW! Now THIS is more like it! It almost makes up for the homo-erotic commercial for the male version of Shake Weight I posted on here yesterday. Tweet
The Not Actually Gay, But Very Gay-Looking Workout
The Shake Weight, a.k.a. the “Theoretically, you can get muscles from jerking off” machine. I wouldn’t want to use this thing, because it could lead to disaster. Suppose it’s a late night and your lady is too tired to give you any. You sneak off into the bathroom to rub one out, but since you [...]
I Ripped My Shirt Like Hulk Hogan
My workouts must be paying off. I say this because today I tried to change into a linen shirt I wore a few times earlier this summer, and I somehow managed to rip the sleeves like Hulk Hogan! Do you know what this means?! I have literally become too sexy for my shirt! Hulk always called [...]
Natural Female Enhancement
Thanks to the good folks at Crunk & Disorderly, I discovered what is basically the female version of Enzyte(or any other drug promising “natural male enhancement”) just a few short moments ago. This product is called Dime Curves, and it promises to “give you the body of a dime piece.” I’m all for breakthroughs in [...]
Sexual Conditioning
Yesterday’s entry on faking orgasms brought another brilliant thought to mind. I need to make yet another public service announcement: STAY IN SHAPE! If you’re not in shape already, GET IN SHAPE! A lack of stamina can truly betray you at the worst possible time. Tweet
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