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Bullies

This 11 year old girl took an interesting approach to stop bullies: She wrote President Obama. The President wrote her back, which inspired her to create an organization focused on stopping bullies. Truly, a feel good story. Unless some bully kicked her ass for snitching. Then…Well, I don’t know. As good as I feel for [...]

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This is Some Cold Business!

My friend Arlene put this photo up on her Facebook page, with the caption “Gary Coleman’s Monogrammed Casket.” I’m going to Hell for laughing this hard, aren’t I? God, please have a sense of humor and forgive me!!! Tweet

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My Gary Coleman Tribute

Over the years, I have made a lot of jokes at Gary Coleman’s expense. I’ve called the man ashy, laughed at his legendary temper and even put a f*cked-up part in my hair like he wore in his “Diff’rent Strokes” days. With every arrest or assault on Scottie Pippen, I had ammo for my comedic [...]

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First Scottie Pippen, Now This!

What the Hell is going on with Gary Coleman these days?! First he beats up Scottie Pippen with a gang of little people, now this?! That mugshot is one of the most horrible of all-time. It’s easily up there with Nick Nolte, James Brown and Allen Iverson. It’s not as scary as whoever this guy [...]

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THAT’S What I’m Talkin’ ‘Bout, Gary Coleman

I want to extend my personal congratulations to Gary Coleman upon reading the news that he secretly got married in August. Just when everybody assumed Gary was FUBARed(f*cked up beyond all repair, for those unfamiliar with military terms) by his recent eBay decisions to take photos of himself autographing stuff for sale on eBay. It [...]

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