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Worst Pimp Ever

by on 02. Dec, 2011 in Crime, Fight, Ghetto, Violence

I have always been a fan of instant karma. I am not a fan of woman beaters. Therefore, as ignorant as it is, this video clip is a winner in my book! This guy is getting publicly strong-armed by a woman(albeit a husky woman) for putting his hands on her. He totally deserves his newly [...]

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He Never Had A Chance

by on 02. Aug, 2011 in Child, Ghetto, Names

Once again, on the topic of names that scream out “I’m from the ‘hood”…Why would someone do this to their child? Naming a kid something stupid like “Darealyst” should be considered a form of abuse. Maybe not punishable by jail, but by something equally ridiculous and embarrassing so that the parent can know what the [...]

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Toshica’s Finest

Toshica’s Finest

by on 02. Aug, 2011 in Black, Ghetto, Hair

During a recent trip to the grocery store, I walked in the hair care aisle and noticed a brand called Toshica’s Finest. I thought to myself: “You know what? I’m not mad at Toshica!” This woman has embraced her “urban” first name, and branded her product with it. She could have named her hair care [...]

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Skillz Featuring Keyshia Cole So Ghetto

by on 05. Oct, 2010 in Ghetto, Hip Hop, nigga-net, Video, Youtube

I just saw this fan video for the song So Ghetto from Skillz’ latest mixtape with Jazzy Jeff and J. Peroid, Infamous Quotes. The clip is chock-full of classic trifling photos of…well…n*gga sh*t. Fans of sites such as You Know You Dead Azz Wrong and Hot Ghetto Mess should be thoroughly entertained. I figured if [...]

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Sony Walkman Phone

by on 11. Mar, 2010 in Ghetto, Music, Phone, Techie

When I hear the word “Walkman” I think of old school cassette players like the one pictured above. I can’t believe Sony is still putting out products under that name. High tech products, no less! That’s like Ford creating the world’s 1st luxury car that runs on kool-aid, and naming it “The all new Ford [...]

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Tales From The Emergency Room

by on 27. Feb, 2008 in Angry, Chuck Norris, Emergency Room, Gay, Ghetto, Gout, Hooker, M.A.S.H., Snoop, The Wire

Yesterday, I wrote about having my creativity depleted by an affliction. Well, once again the gout decided to stage a comeback. This time, the sequel was quite aggresive, like an action movie. The Gout Strikes Back. Raiders of the Lost Gout. Gout in Africa. Gout’s Big Score! Gout Hard With A Vengeance. Whatever the case, [...]

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March Madness Indeed

by on 27. Mar, 2006 in Ass, Basketball, Butt, DC, Ghetto, Leprechaun

First and foremost, I would like to congratulate the George Mason University men’s basketball team on it’s sensational run to the Final Four. this team has proven a lot of folks wrong, myself included. I didn’t even think they were going to beat Michigan State in the first round, but they have seemingly gotten stronger [...]

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