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Lotion Lessons

by on 14. Aug, 2012 in Glitter, Stripper

I borrowed lotion from someone yesterday. Six hours after application, I realized that there were tiny glitter sparkles in the stuff. I walked around town oblivious and shimmering for the bulk of the day. All I wanted to do was avoid being ashy, but I went from ashy to flashy in a very non-masculine way [...]

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Glitter Bombing

by on 08. Feb, 2012 in Glitter, Politics, Protest

Some people are too creative for their own good. Whomever came up with the concept of glitter bombing is an evil genius. Throwing glitter in protest; it’s simple, yet outstanding! To perform an action that’s both disrespectful and sparklingly fabulous is like the Lucky Charms of assault. It’s magically delicious! Imagine me saying “sparklingly fabulous” [...]

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