Archive | Glitter RSS feed for this section

Lotion Lessons

I borrowed lotion from someone yesterday. Six hours after application, I realized that there were tiny glitter sparkles in the stuff. I walked around town oblivious and shimmering for the bulk of the day. All I wanted to do was avoid being ashy, but I went from ashy to flashy in a very non-masculine way […]

Read full storyComments { 15 }

Glitter Bombing

Some people are too creative for their own good. Whomever came up with the concept of glitter bombing is an evil genius. Throwing glitter in protest; it’s simple, yet outstanding! To perform an action that’s both disrespectful and sparklingly fabulous is like the Lucky Charms of assault. It’s magically delicious! Imagine me saying “sparklingly fabulous” […]

Read full storyComments { 0 }