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On The Road To Recovery

2012 has been both incredibly promising and agonizingly painful. As you may already know, I have an event coming up January 24th, the likes of which Washington DC has never seen before. It features great music as well as the chance to go up and share your own public rant about ANYTHING. Think “karaoke” meets [...]

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The Gout Strikes Back!

I am officially an old man. As I mentioned before in one of my more candid blog entries, I have THE GOUT! As I also said before, you are no longer considered young or cool once you come down with a condition with “The” in front of the name. Think about it: When was the [...]

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Tales From The Emergency Room

Yesterday, I wrote about having my creativity depleted by an affliction. Well, once again the gout decided to stage a comeback. This time, the sequel was quite aggresive, like an action movie. The Gout Strikes Back. Raiders of the Lost Gout. Gout in Africa. Gout’s Big Score! Gout Hard With A Vengeance. Whatever the case, [...]

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At Least Its Not An STD

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m about to disclose some info that I kep personal for at least a year or so. Something that is automatic joke ammo for anyone who ever wanted revenge on me for making fun of them. Proof that just like me, God also has a warped sense of humor. I HAVE THE [...]

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