My weekend was amazing, but it almost ended on a horribly traumatic note. We’ll get to the violent felony that came close to happening shortly. First off, let me once again toot my own horn and announce not one, but two upcoming ListenToLeon.net related events in the next month. The first is the one that [...]
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Apparently I Have Crazy Beat-A-B*tch Face
The past weekend, I had a couple of interesting conversations with strangers. The first was when a salesperson in some store walked up to me and said “You look like a young Manny Ramirez from back when he played in Cleveland.” The guy went on to talk about the time he met Ramirez as a [...]
My iPod Is Too Suspect To Steal
I almost lost my iPod Touch today at the gym, but as you can clearly see above, the wallpaper is too flagrant and “questionable” for any thief to ever want it. It was placed in the lost and found, and I got it back about 10 minutes after I noticed that I’d misplaced it. My [...]
I Am Half-Assed Healthy
I’ve noticed a trend lately: for every action I take to improve my quality of life, I do something else that’s at best, unhealthy, and at worst, completely reckless. I am, in effect, half-assed healthy. I’m the type of guy who will order a salad at a bar, then imediately proceed to drink beer and liquor for hours. I barely ever eat [...]
Break Your New Years Resolution
My gym is more crowded than ever these days. Am I wrong for hoping more people start to taper off from their New Years fitness resolutions so I can have a little elbow room? It may be selfish of me to feel this way, but if it’ll keep me from having to wait to use [...]
They Make Shake Weight For Women Too!
Unintentional porn FTW! Now THIS is more like it! It almost makes up for the homo-erotic commercial for the male version of Shake Weight I posted on here yesterday. Tweet
The Not Actually Gay, But Very Gay-Looking Workout
The Shake Weight, a.k.a. the “Theoretically, you can get muscles from jerking off” machine. I wouldn’t want to use this thing, because it could lead to disaster. Suppose it’s a late night and your lady is too tired to give you any. You sneak off into the bathroom to rub one out, but since you [...]
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