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Jonin’ Jihad – The Jaheim Suit Edition

Jonin’ Jihad – The Jaheim Suit Edition

I have always liked Jaheim. The man is an R&B singer who actually sings like a grown man as opposed to a nasally, bird-chested little boy. For that, I respect him. However, the blue suit Twitter photos he posted from Whitney Houston’s funeral are unforgivable. Putting that outfit on display is more than enough to [...]

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Charlie Wilson WTF?!

Damn Charlie. You’re better than this! If you’re reading this Charlie Wilson, you sir, are a legend. Therefore, I feel it is my duty to tell you to cut that sh*t out. No, really. CUT THAT F*CKED-UP BULLSH*T THE F*CK OUT OF YOUR HAIR! Your stylist got you walking around looking like Meshach Taylor circa [...]

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Hat Hair

Thanks to the weather turning ridiculously cold, I am now dealing with a case of hat hair. To those of you who are unfamiliar with hat hair,  below is an unofficial definition: Hat Hair – (n) Hair that has become mashed down, frizzy, or some other variation of f*cked up after the removal of a [...]

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Hairmegeddon

The other day, I bought a salad from a restaurant I’ve never been to before. I ate 2/3s of it, and openly proclaimed that it was outstanding. The taste gave me the urge to grin like an idiot, but I thought to myself “Leon, act like you been there before” and wisely kept my cool. [...]

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Toshica’s Finest

Toshica’s Finest

During a recent trip to the grocery store, I walked in the hair care aisle and noticed a brand called Toshica’s Finest. I thought to myself: “You know what? I’m not mad at Toshica!” This woman has embraced her “urban” first name, and branded her product with it. She could have named her hair care [...]

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Kofi: Barber to the Stars

Apparently, my barber is a superstar. Kofi, the man pictured above working on my way-too-long-at-the-time hair, seems to be getting quite a bit of celebrity clientele lately. A month ago, I found myself in there while Jesse Jackson Jr. was getting a haircut and holding court. Then yesterday, soccer superstar Charlie Davies of DC United [...]

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Let The Faux Hawks Go

I’ll be glad once the ladies’ faux hawk trend dies. I think everyone should enjoy the right to creatively express themselves through fashion and unique hairstyles. However, there is one universal law that must be remembered: Beautiful women can get away with doing damn near whatever they want, whereas everyone else on Earth needs to [...]

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