Thanks to the weather turning ridiculously cold, I am now dealing with a case of hat hair. To those of you who are unfamiliar with hat hair, below is an unofficial definition: Hat Hair – (n) Hair that has become mashed down, frizzy, or some other variation of f*cked up after the removal of a [...]
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Hairmegeddon
The other day, I bought a salad from a restaurant I’ve never been to before. I ate 2/3s of it, and openly proclaimed that it was outstanding. The taste gave me the urge to grin like an idiot, but I thought to myself “Leon, act like you been there before” and wisely kept my cool. [...]
Toshica’s Finest
During a recent trip to the grocery store, I walked in the hair care aisle and noticed a brand called Toshica’s Finest. I thought to myself: “You know what? I’m not mad at Toshica!” This woman has embraced her “urban” first name, and branded her product with it. She could have named her hair care [...]
Kofi: Barber to the Stars
Apparently, my barber is a superstar. Kofi, the man pictured above working on my way-too-long-at-the-time hair, seems to be getting quite a bit of celebrity clientele lately. A month ago, I found myself in there while Jesse Jackson Jr. was getting a haircut and holding court. Then yesterday, soccer superstar Charlie Davies of DC United [...]
Let The Faux Hawks Go
I’ll be glad once the ladies’ faux hawk trend dies. I think everyone should enjoy the right to creatively express themselves through fashion and unique hairstyles. However, there is one universal law that must be remembered: Beautiful women can get away with doing damn near whatever they want, whereas everyone else on Earth needs to [...]
Jermaine Jackson Stranded In Africa
Jermaine Jackson’s passport expired, and because he owes $92,921 in back child support, he’s stuck in Africa and the U.S. will not issue him another one. First off, I have very little sympathy for deadbeat dads. Even less for deadbeat dads who give their children jacked up names like Jermajesty. Less still, for deadbeat dads [...]
She HOT!!!
Literally AND figuratively! I probably shouldn’t be laughing at someone’s weave catching fire, but the ballerific nature of that whole scene makes it hilarious. Trey Songz throwing rose petals like one of those chicks from Coming To America, and Kevin Hart’s hilarious reaction of genuine fear before holding back laughter make this an instant internet [...]
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