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Jermaine Jackson Stranded In Africa

Jermaine Jackson’s passport expired, and because he owes $92,921 in back child support, he’s stuck in Africa and the U.S. will not issue him another one. First off, I have very little sympathy for deadbeat dads. Even less for deadbeat dads who give their children jacked up names like Jermajesty. Less still, for deadbeat dads [...]

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She HOT!!!

Literally AND figuratively! I probably shouldn’t be laughing at someone’s weave catching fire, but the ballerific nature of that whole scene makes it hilarious. Trey Songz throwing rose petals like one of those chicks from Coming To America, and Kevin Hart’s hilarious reaction of genuine fear before holding back laughter make this an instant internet [...]

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If I Lived In NY He Would Get My Vote

I have to set aside a moment to honor Jimmy McMillan of the “Rent Is Too Damn High” party, and bring some attention to his candidacy for Governor of New York. Between the hair and the fact that he can say all of these things while keeping a straight face, I have to give the [...]

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I Wonder Who Is Dressing Up As This Guy For Halloween

Someone posted this Bishop Eddie Long picture on Facebook, so I had to share it. The sad thing is that this really looks like one of those hair products you see advertised in Jet Magazine! Image courtesy of @FreeEddieLong. Serious question though: Would y’all care if I had a product advertised on here that is [...]

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National Day of Jheri Curl Remembrance

Last night in a Burger King, I saw an actual, real-life jheri curl in the year 2010. A man came in there rocking a mean Eazy-E, Michael Cage, Dominican Relief pitcher curl for all the world to see. I even tweeted about it, as you can see above. Unfortunately, he got away before I could [...]

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Flair Hair

It doesn’t get any more pathetic than this. “Flair Hair.” F*cking FLAIR HAIR! Anyone who intends to seriously wear this product out and about is a douchebag to the 10th power. No disrespect to any balding sacks of low self esteem who may be wearing one of these “World Series of Poker” looking visor\toupee combos [...]

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Halloween Costume: The Afro Edition

Once again, I need your help deciding what I’m going to dress up as this Halloween. Yes, I know I’m a grown-ass man. That said, I make people laugh. IT’S WHAT I DO! THAT’S MY PLEASURE! Therefore, I can go to Halloween parties wearing silly costumes until either one of two things happen: 1.) I [...]

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