Damn Charlie. You’re better than this! If you’re reading this Charlie Wilson, you sir, are a legend. Therefore, I feel it is my duty to tell you to cut that sh*t out. No, really. CUT THAT F*CKED-UP BULLSH*T THE F*CK OUT OF YOUR HAIR! Your stylist got you walking around looking like Meshach Taylor circa [...]
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Hat Hair
Thanks to the weather turning ridiculously cold, I am now dealing with a case of hat hair. To those of you who are unfamiliar with hat hair, below is an unofficial definition: Hat Hair – (n) Hair that has become mashed down, frizzy, or some other variation of f*cked up after the removal of a [...]
Tales From Taste of DC
As much as I love to eat, I had to check out Taste of DC this weekend. Many of my longtime readers know that whenever I go somewhere f*ckery has a tendency to follow me. I’m happy to say that all of the craziness I encountered in my two trips to Taste of DC were [...]
Kofi: Barber to the Stars
Apparently, my barber is a superstar. Kofi, the man pictured above working on my way-too-long-at-the-time hair, seems to be getting quite a bit of celebrity clientele lately. A month ago, I found myself in there while Jesse Jackson Jr. was getting a haircut and holding court. Then yesterday, soccer superstar Charlie Davies of DC United [...]
Let The Faux Hawks Go
I’ll be glad once the ladies’ faux hawk trend dies. I think everyone should enjoy the right to creatively express themselves through fashion and unique hairstyles. However, there is one universal law that must be remembered: Beautiful women can get away with doing damn near whatever they want, whereas everyone else on Earth needs to [...]
Jermaine Jackson Stranded In Africa
Jermaine Jackson’s passport expired, and because he owes $92,921 in back child support, he’s stuck in Africa and the U.S. will not issue him another one. First off, I have very little sympathy for deadbeat dads. Even less for deadbeat dads who give their children jacked up names like Jermajesty. Less still, for deadbeat dads [...]
National Day of Jheri Curl Remembrance
Last night in a Burger King, I saw an actual, real-life jheri curl in the year 2010. A man came in there rocking a mean Eazy-E, Michael Cage, Dominican Relief pitcher curl for all the world to see. I even tweeted about it, as you can see above. Unfortunately, he got away before I could [...]
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