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My Gary Coleman Tribute

by on 28. May, 2010 in Death, Gary Coleman, Hasselhoff, Martin Lawrence, Uncategorized

Over the years, I have made a lot of jokes at Gary Coleman’s expense. I’ve called the man ashy, laughed at his legendary temper and even put a f*cked-up part in my hair like he wore in his “Diff’rent Strokes” days. With every arrest or assault on Scottie Pippen, I had ammo for my comedic [...]

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Gigolos Need Love Too

Gigolos Need Love Too

by on 13. Mar, 2008 in Black Fabio, DC, French, Germany, Hasselhoff, Poetry, Swagger, Sweet Love Thursdays, Women

Ohyeah. You know what time it is. Time for another Sweet Love Thursday! Today’s romantic poem is from my days as a black gigolo on the French Riviera.* The poem is titled: “Pop Tart Amor“     Tweet

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