The overriding theme of my Thanksgiving was “kids.” The entire weekend, I was around the next generation of my family as well as the families of close friends. A good number of said friends and relatives apparently had lots of sex during the blizzard of 2009, because all of the children around me this weekend [...]
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Black Friday Tebowing
A 50% off item at 12:00 midnight is never this serious. If you are among the masses of Black Friday bargain hunters, please don’t do anything to warrant an officer tazing & Tebowing you in public. Once again, I must thank my friend Saleem for alerting me to such random foolishness floating around the internets. [...]
Tales From Taste of DC
As much as I love to eat, I had to check out Taste of DC this weekend. Many of my longtime readers know that whenever I go somewhere f*ckery has a tendency to follow me. I’m happy to say that all of the craziness I encountered in my two trips to Taste of DC were [...]
Guilty Pleasure Friday 10-7-11
Every Friday is now a National Holiday. A holiday where you can embrace all of the music you like, but you’re afraid might get you made fun of in some circles. From this day forward, I declare every Friday to be Guilty Pleasure Friday. Yes, I am powerful enough to simply declare National Holidays. I [...]
A Father’s Day Observation
Happy Father’s Day to all the Dads out there. A lot of my friends are celebrating their 1st Father’s Day today, which led to this observation: Apparently, a whole lot of sex was happening during the blizzard of 2010! Not only that, but condomless f*cking! The cool thing is, all of the children my loved [...]
It’s National High Five Day
No, really. In the spirit of National High Five Day, take it back to ’89 and slap hands up-top with someone, even if it’s a total stranger. It’ll be worth it if you make someone smile, and even more worth it to see the confused look on his or her face if you don’t! Tweet
5 Holidays That Should Be Real
I have listed 5 holidays that need to be added to everyone’s calendar. If we get enough people behind it, who knows? Maybe they’ll catch on and someday become real! Bring Your Nunchucks To Work Day (pictured above) – What better way to relieve the stress of the workplace, than to batter someone senseless in [...]
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