Sorry for being on C.P. time with my Dr. King Day entry. I wasn’t feeling too well earlier, so I was in and out of consciousness for most of my holiday. Now that my sleep pattern is completely thrown off, I’ll get to posting what I planned to yesterday morning. Friday night, I got a [...]
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A Festivus Miracle
‘Tis the season! That most Seinfeldian, non-commercialized of holidays is upon us. Yep, that’s right. Festivus is here! In the tradition of Frank Costanza, I began my celebration on Twitter this morning with the Airing of the Grievances. For those unfamiliar with Festivus, the Airing of the Grievances is when you tell people how they’ve [...]
National Day of Jheri Curl Remembrance
Last night in a Burger King, I saw an actual, real-life jheri curl in the year 2010. A man came in there rocking a mean Eazy-E, Michael Cage, Dominican Relief pitcher curl for all the world to see. I even tweeted about it, as you can see above. Unfortunately, he got away before I could [...]
Peeps Orgy
A few weeks ago, I went to a party where the host set up a menagerie made up of Peeps. What set this menagerie apart however, was the fact that the Peeps were have all sorts of nasty sex all over the place. As you can see above, two pink bunny rabbits are engaging in [...]
Guess What I’m Giving Up For Lent
I need a true test of my willpower. A few months ago, I gave up drinking soda. I now stand before you, soda-free. A life-long addiction, crushed like a cupcake some fat motherf*cker accidentally sat on. Behold the strength and testicular fortitude of the one they call Leon! Everybody is talking about what they’re giving [...]
Happy Holidays Everyone!
I’m sorry, but this OJ Simpson holiday card is hilarious to me! This is obviously from back in the pre-double homicide days, when people actually liked “The Juice.” I wonder if OJ was the one who took a knife to that meat, or if he’s still searching for “the real killer”? Was that murderer joke [...]
Egg Nog
What do the makers of Egg Nog do for the rest of the year? I know I only see that stuff in the store during the Christmas/New Years Holiday season. What are they doing the other 10 months of the year? I suspect that the makers of Egg Nog are part of a secret underground [...]
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