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Jesus, Can You Please Turn Down the Heat?

Dear Lord and Savior, Could you please turn down the heat a little bit? It’s literally hot as Hell out here in DC! I’m pretty sure I just saw the Devil himself on K Street, in a straw hat using a church fan. You know, the one with Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s picture on [...]

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Red Hot Chili Peppers

I recently read a story about chili pepper so hot, the Indian military is using them to make grenades to combat terrorists. Think about that one for a second: Chili pepper so extreme, that you can make actual military-grade weapons out of ‘em! They say these bhut jolokia, or ghost peppers are 400 times as [...]

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Summer Plight of the Light Skinned Negro

Kermit the Frog once said, “It ain’t easy being green.” Luckily, I cannot truly relate to the life experiences of a frog that can speak.that said, I’m here to tell you: It ain’t easy being light skinned in the summertime. I was just finishing up my workout earlier, and I noticed that I have a [...]

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The Next DC Blogger Meetup

Ladies and gentlemen, the next official DC Blogger Meetup will take place on Wednesday, March 19, at 7:00PM. It will be held at RFD(Reigonal Food & Drink), 810 7th Street NW, Washington, DC 20001. I highly recommend that all area bloggers who read the site, consider stopping through to network with some of the other local residents with great sites [...]

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Cut On The AC

I must have the worst timing ever. The last two times I took a Metro train, it’s been hot, humid and stuffy inside the car, all at the same time. The station wasn’t hot. The weather outside wasn’t hot. Only the stuffy train was hot. It’s obvious that either the air conditioner was broken, or [...]

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Death By Thai Food

Last weekend, I ate Thai food for the first time in years. I had been avoiding it because my last Thai food experience was not a good one. Last time, I ate some kind of overpriced chicken meal that left an aftertaste in my mouth reminicsent of Scope mouthwash, Wint-O-Green Lifesavers and Halls throat drops. [...]

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