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You Cannot Hide From Google

A friend of mine is worried about her career future because the 1st page of a Google search of her name brings up photos of her ass. I’m not going to mention her by name, because she’s probably already going to attack me  for writing about this in the first place.There is no need to [...]

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10 Reasons Why I Deserve The Best Humor Blog Award

Thanks to you wonderful readers, I am a finalist in the Humor category of the Black Weblog Awards. I’m up against some very stiff competition this year, so I need your votes to win.  Below, I have compiled a list of 10 reasons why I deserve your vote for Best Humor Blog: Reason 10: I [...]

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AOL is 25 Years Old?

America Online is allegedly celebrating it’s 25th birthday. I can’t believe that AOL is really 25 years old. Who had the internet in 1985? The only thing I remember about computers from back then is “Oregon Trail” and printing stuff on paper that was attached to other pieces of paper. Making big-ass pixelated “HAPPY BIRTHDAY [...]

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Comcast Once Again Thwarts My Plans

My internet has been down all weekend. I’ve had to use my phone in order to check my email and occasionally send Twitter updates. You can call me an internet addict if you want to, but I’m pretty frustrated about not being able to do what I want to do online. I have a lot [...]

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I Don’t Want To Join Your Mafia Family

I’m sorry, but I do not want to join your Mafia family. To whomever this may concern, please refrain from sending me any more invitations to join you in playing Mob Wars. If not, I just may be forced to send a couple of actual mafia hit men to your house. If you come home [...]

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OMG! WTF! LOL!

As a result of my limited wifi access at home, I have made it a point over the past few days to write more offline, and unplug myself in order to refresh my batteries. I have learned two things from this process: “Unplugging” doesn’t work for me, because the more active I am, the stronger [...]

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The Leon List, 3-25-09

Once again, I share with you that most random conglomeration of unrelated sh*t, the Leon List. Enjoy! The Very Smart Bruthas are discussing “Buyer’s Remorse.” Those two are geniuses! Lizz Robbins is giving advice on how to protect yourself from being hurt in relationships. You need me to put anyone in a sleeper hold, Liz? [...]

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