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Charles Manson Is Up for Parole

Apparently, Charles Manson is up for parole today. I doubt that he’ll make it out, but if he does…Really, who cares? Let me correct that; Other than the familes of his victims, who cares? I’m not in the business of assaulting senior citizens, but I wish old-ass, swastika-forehead-ass Charles Manson would try to come after [...]

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So What Now?

The world came together over the past few weeks in an attempt to save Troy Davis, a man on death row despite the fact that recent developments in his case appear to prove his innocence.  On one hand, it really moved me to see so many people come together to stop a tragedy from happening [...]

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Little Sympathy for Ex-Cons

The following is a public service announcement from ListenToLeon.net. If you are a literate ex-convict stealing someone else’s wifi access, or you’re using the free hookup at the public library, please take note. I hate when people come up to me on the street and say things like “I just got out of jail. If you have [...]

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Jared Loughner Looks Like An Evil Testicle

Look at this smug, bald headed beatty-eyed bastard. They are undoubtedly going to throw the book at Jared Loughner and it’s pretty much a forgone conclusion that he’s going to get the death penalty for such a brazen act of domestic terrorism. However, this is one of the rare instances where I feel that the [...]

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The Cameraphone of Justice!

This is why being a criminal and a dumb-ass is a bad combination. I saw this story last week, and realized I had to share it in light of my own recent cell phone saga. A woman was robbed in Philadelphia, and among the things taken from her was her cell phone. Little did the [...]

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150 Years for Madoff

The book has finally been thrown at Bernard Madoff. 150 years worth of books, to be exact. First of all, I want to sincerely and wholeheartedly say something eloquent about the situation from the heart: F*ck that George Washington quarter side-profile having, greedy, heartless, sinister son of a gap toothed bowlegged whore with rabies. The [...]

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OJ’s Luck Finally Ran Out

I know somewhere, all the white folks who were pissed off at the O.J. Simpson verdict in 1994 are smiling and celebrating now that O.J. is most definitely going away for a long time.  That’s not what kills me about this whole situation. My thing is, you know that the jury had it in for [...]

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