For the life of me, I can’t figure out how DJ Khaled got so connected. This man consistently gets the biggest rappers in the game to appear on his albums. Aside from the fact that a little part of my soul dies every time I hear his high-pitched yell of “WE THE BEST!” I must [...]
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The Apocalypse Is Upon Us!
Does anyone REALLY think that God would actually tell us the exact date when the world will end? That kinda takes the fun and excitement out of everything. The only way I’m seeing the Four Horsemen on Saturday is if I happen to crash a dinner party at Ric Flair’s house. In that instance, I [...]
Jesus, Can You Please Turn Down the Heat?
Dear Lord and Savior, Could you please turn down the heat a little bit? It’s literally hot as Hell out here in DC! I’m pretty sure I just saw the Devil himself on K Street, in a straw hat using a church fan. You know, the one with Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s picture on [...]
Good Friday Night Fights: Jesus vs The Easter Bunny
Early this Good Friday morning on Twitter, Black Canseco posed these questions: “Why are we more accepting of Easter eggs and the Easter Bunny than we are of Jesus Christ? Would we be more into Jesus Christ if he hopped around with a basket filled with booiled eggs and chocolate?” Of course, I gave one [...]
Which Jesus Is Cooler?
Quick ListenToLeon.net poll: Which Jesus is cooler: Little 6 pound, 8 oz Baby Jesus in the manger? Grown-up Jesus with the hipster beard? *EDIT* Black Jesus with feet like brass and hair like lamb’s wool(painted by J.J. on a now-classic episode of Good Times) Don’t ask me why that thought even crossed my mind tonight. [...]
My Sense Of Humor Has Been Hijacked
Help me please! My sense of humor is being held hostage right now. I am not feeling well today, and as a result, it’s 5:00 and I have yet to think of anything funny, all day long. All I can think about is the fact that I’m not my usual, swager-filled self. This is like [...]
POSITIVE ENERGY!
Due to the last couple of days on here, I feel it is necessary to restore the balance and bring some positive energy in here. Folks are probably tired of seeing the back-and-forth nonsense that has been on the blog for the past few days. So today, I intend to lighten the mood. Positive Thought: [...]
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