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Jonin’ Jihad – The Jaheim Suit Edition

Jonin’ Jihad – The Jaheim Suit Edition

I have always liked Jaheim. The man is an R&B singer who actually sings like a grown man as opposed to a nasally, bird-chested little boy. For that, I respect him. However, the blue suit Twitter photos he posted from Whitney Houston’s funeral are unforgivable. Putting that outfit on display is more than enough to [...]

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Minimum Wage Death

A CVS employee nearly killed me last week. As I was on my way home from a long day at work, I walked past a guy loading an 8-9 foot tall pallet stackĀ of random drug store merchandise onto a truck. As soon as I made it one step beyond where the fellow was, he somehow [...]

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Tales From Taste of DC

As much as I love to eat, I had to check out Taste of DC this weekend. Many of my longtime readers know that whenever I go somewhere f*ckery has a tendency to follow me. I’m happy to say that all of the craziness I encountered in my two trips to Taste of DC were [...]

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Trends Leon Hates: The Vest Edition

My latest fashion pet peeve is seeing men in vests and small t shirts. Why some people choose to walk around dressed like Aaron Neville these days, I don’t know. Not only that, but looking like a soft Aaron Neville, minus the mole and muscles. Wearing a little vest like that with a small t-shirt [...]

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Twitter: The Gang’s All Here

Twitter is great, but some people do not need the ability to broadcast their every thought in real-time. As much as this service has proven helpful and useful to millions, it is a hater hotbed and the birthplace of many an unfunny one-liner. The reason I feel compelled to talk about this topic is because [...]

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Two Reasons For Me To Get My Soul Right With Jesus

Two Reasons For Me To Get My Soul Right With Jesus

…Because laughing at these pictures just may reserve my 1st Class ticket to Hell. Let’s start off with Radric Davis, aka Gucci Mane. I saw this photo of him with an ice cream cone tattooed on his face in my twitter feed, and my first thought was “Please let this be Photoshop and not some [...]

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These Niggas…

The other night, I was told that rappers Soulja Boy and Fabolous have been Twitter beefing. It’s official: hip-hop is at the bitch-ass point of no return. Between the insults, threats and accusations flying from keyboards, I really hope it does not lead to an actual confrontation. I say this because neither one of these [...]

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