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Albert Haynesworth vs the Redskins

Any very large Washington Redskins fans out there? If so, I need you to do me a favor, and slap some sense into Albert Haynesworth. I’d personally do it, but you know…he’s a giant human being. I have to ask my 300-pound muscle-bound readers to handle this for me, since it’s obvious Big Al would [...]

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No Disrespect

A few days ago, there was a trending topic on Twitter called #nodisrespect. As a result, I sent out the following heavily re-tweeted message: “Whenever someone says #nodisrespect to you, they’re about to disrespect the sh*t out your ass!” This tweet, my friends, is as real as it gets! “No disrespect” is one of the [...]

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Joan Rivers Ain’t Taking That Sheeit!

A reporter on Good Day Sacramento tried to make fun of Joan Rivers’ daughter on the air, and received a verbal bitch slap for his troubles! I want to high five Joan right now! Tweet

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That’s A Big Ass Dress!

I’ve never had anything against Carrie Underwood. I think she’s a very lovely young lady with a great voice. I don’t even care that she used said voice to encourage unstable women the world over to f*ck up people’s cars. Carrie Underwood is Leon-approved! I must make all of this crystal-clear to keep Carrie “Stans” [...]

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More Proof That Cornrows Have Jumped The Shark

Yes, that is Allen Iverson with no braids. Does he look happy? Not really, but that’s probably because of people are all over the locker room taking pictures of his new ‘do. I doubt that expression has anything to do with losing the cornrows that he’s rocked for 13 years. I mean no offense to [...]

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Thuggin’ In Tight Slacks

Thuggin’ In Tight Slacks

I avoided talking about this topic for awhile, because a young aspiring writer I met a few months ago mentioned that he’s working on an article about today’s fashions. Since I don’t know exactly what angle he’s approaching the topic from, I’m just going to make a few quick observations on one particular DC area [...]

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That Time Of Year Again

That Time Of Year Again

Nominations for the 2008 Black Weblog Awards are now underway. As winner of the Humor category in 2006, and a finalist in 2007, I am hoping to win at least one and become the comeback kid of ’08. I mean, who doesn’t love a story of redemption? Besides, looking at this year’s new BWA logo [...]

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