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Kim Kardashian Has A Single?

by on 02. Mar, 2011 in Kim Kardashian, Music, Pimp

Kim Kardashian’s mom is a motherf*ckin’ PIMP. This woman has turned every aspect of the Kardashian sisters’ lives into a money making venture. Real life pimps like Rosebud and Bishop Don Magic Juan are probably standing around in awe of her. This morning, the undisputed crown jewel of the Kardashian stable released her first single, [...]

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Thank You, TMZ!

by on 25. Mar, 2009 in Comedy, Kim Kardashian, Sex Tape

Kim Kardashian Porn Part II The TMZ folks get on my nerves sometimes, sitting around their cubicles talking shit…But for once, they’ve TOTALLY earned their keep as far as I’m concerned! Viva la Kim Kardashian sex tapes, whether actual or satire! Tweet

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Once Again The Leon Influence Is Felt

Once Again The Leon Influence Is Felt

by on 30. Jan, 2008 in Bloggers, Cheers, Express, Kim Kardashian, King, Music, Sex, Theme Song, Washington Post, Women, Youtube

First things first…I want to thank The Washington Post Express newspaper for quoting me in the Blog Log section once again. I always grab at least 5 copies every time they quote me, but I think I need to come up with a new strategy. It’s becoming a fire hazard, since I’m in there so [...]

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Back-O-Lanterns

by on 31. Oct, 2007 in Ass, Ass-O-Lantern, Butt, DC, Halloween, Kim Kardashian, Serena Williams, silicone, Surgery, Women

It’s officially Halloween, so today’s subject matter contains all of the elements of a classic horror tale. Things are not always as they appear…There are unnatural creatures walking the Earth that were born 100% human, but are now…SOMETHING ELSE! Creatures altered by cutting edge science…Creatures that at first appear normal, then “AAAAAHHHH!” They turn around [...]

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Leon Reviews The Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

by on 22. Mar, 2007 in Kim Kardashian, Ray J, Review, Sex, Sex Tape

Last night, a copy of the Kim Kardashian and Ray J sex tape just happened to fall off of a truck and somehow ended up landing on my hard drive. This was an interesting turn of totally random events that had absolutely nothing to do with illegal file sharing since the damned thing just happened [...]

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Kim Got Served!

Kim Got Served!

by on 21. Mar, 2007 in Kim Kardashian, Marques Houston, Sex, Tacky

I need you all to spread the word about my comic greatness so that I can become a B or C-list celebrity. Then, I’ll be able to have my way with Kim Kardashian. I don’t know what it is with her and half-assed black celebrities. All I know is, if the perks of half-assed celebrity [...]

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