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Announcements a.k.a. I Need an Intern

I have a couple of fun announcements to make. However, the process of getting to the point of making announcements has not been particularly fun. I’ve come to realize that I need an intern. An annoying, unattractive intern. One who will keep me focused. Cool, sexy interns need not apply, because that’s just another distraction, [...]

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Is It Too Early To Start Drinking?

Labor Day Weekend is here, which begs the age-old question: When is the socially acceptable time to start drinking? This debate has gone on for ages. Today, I would like to come to some kind of consensus once and for all, as this bottle of Three Olives vodka stares at me from across the room.     [...]

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Sam Adams Saved My Life

Tragedy was narrowly avoided yesterday at my friend Jabbar’s Labor Day cookout. As I walked over to the back stairs to go into his house, my right foot barely made it onto the wooden step. When I attempted to apply the force needed to move forward, I slipped off. In the blink of an eye, I was headed towards certain [...]

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