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Man Law: Men Should Not Table Dance

This morning, I was posed a question from my friend Sasha of Hip-Hop Trivia Night fame about something she witnessed at a party. These are her exact words, lifted from her Facebook page: A couple dudes were table dancing last night, and I was puzzled about the man law of that act? Sasha, the answer [...]

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Massa Accused of Touching Dicks

What is it with lawmakers these days? Rep Eric Massa (D-NY) resigned from office, claiming there was a health care conspiracy aimed at ousting him. The entire time, it turns out that he was being investigated for groping male staffers along with other inappropriate behavior. In the course of a week, this guy has gone [...]

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First Scottie Pippen, Now This!

What the Hell is going on with Gary Coleman these days?! First he beats up Scottie Pippen with a gang of little people, now this?! That mugshot is one of the most horrible of all-time. It’s easily up there with Nick Nolte, James Brown and Allen Iverson. It’s not as scary as whoever this guy [...]

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I Partied With A White House Gate Crasher

This entry is a week or so after the fact, but I thought about it last night as I ran into some old friends. As I’m sure you already know, the Secret Service is investigating a third White House party crasher along with Mr. and Mrs. Trifling-Ass Salahi. When I first saw the man’s photo [...]

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I Will Park My Foot In A DC Councilmember’s Ass

The days of free parking on Saturdays in DC are over. I don’t know about you all, but I don’t like this one bit. DC already gets a ton of money from drivers via red light cameras and utterly confusing sign combinations. To start charging people for weekend parking is just plain greedy. I don’t [...]

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Thank You Honolulu!

Honolulu is looking to ban B.O. on public transportation. The bill will be heard tomorrow by the city council, and it’s looking to rid buses of smelly, disgusting, stank-ass passengers. I salute you, Honolulu, because I feel that making people wear deodorant and wash their asses should be a federal law! Tweet

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Henry Lous Gates Arrested At His Own House

Henry Louis Gates Jr., renown Harvard University scholar and director of Harvard’s W.E.B. Du Bois Institute for African and African American Research, was arrested yesterday at his own home in what appears to be a clear case of racial profiling. Guess who is on his way to the scene? Tweet

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