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Already Missing the NBA

I just learned that the NBA canceled 2 more weeks of it’s season as the lockout continues. As a basketball fan, this upsets me. I am already having a bad day, so on top of everything else, the news that my favorite sport is that much closer to not having a season at all makes [...]

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Today’s Pookie Award Recipient: Cavs Owner Dan Gilbert

I’m sure you’re all tired of the LeBron James free agency saga. However, I must write about it once more since it gets more ridiculous by the hour. I’m having a hard time figuring out whose the bigger jackass, Lebron, or Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert. Right now, I’m leaning towards Dan Gilbert, because his [...]

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King…I Mean, Queen James And His Announcement

LeBron James is a drama queen. There, I said it. Thanks to this overgrown, muscle-bound diva, I will spend my Thursday night watching ESPN at 9:00 sharp, in order to see which team he’ll be playing for next year. This guy made every team on his wish list come to him, and now he’s making [...]

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Delonte West Is A Motherf*cker. Literally!

NBA Hall of Famer Calvin Murphy is claiming that Delonte West of the Cleveland Cavaliers had sex with LeBron James’ mother. I usually don’t write about gossip and hearsay, but this rumor is hilarious to me. Delonte West is a motherf*cker. LITERALLY! The whole situation leads me to ask the following questions: Was fear of [...]

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I’m Hating On Behalf Of Short People Everywhere

I wonder if LeBron James runs up and down the court thinking things like “One of these days, I’m gonna accidentally hit my head on the rim. Give myself a concussion & still make the SportsCenter Top 10…” Us people on the ground respect it. Keep doing your thing, LeBron! Tweet

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I’ll Never Doubt Nike Again

I since I last wrote about the LeBron James and Kobe Bryant puppet commercials, Nike has definitely stepped up the entertainment value. Adding Lil’ Desmond from downstairs was a great touch. Plus, it appears they had the same idea that I did in that prior entry, placing LeBron at home to watch Kobe in the [...]

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