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Facebook Messages Were Not Meant For This

A gay dude tried to pick me up via Facebook this morning. Below, I have posted the transcript of what went down. Before you say “Aww man, that’s messed up” I am changing main man’s screen name for the sake of anonymity and removing the link. However, I am keeping his picture up since you [...]

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Please Don’t Shoot Me! Signed, The Messenger

Ever have someone ask you to pass along a message to someone else, without telling you the entire story behind it? So when you deliver the news, that person reacts by frowning his or her face up and saying something like “JESUS! THIS IS GREAT…JUST GREAT! MY DAY IS RUINED NOW!” I hate getting tricked [...]

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Say It With Teddy Bears

Today’s bit of ListenToLeon wisdom: Anything sounds better when you say it with a teddy bear. The easiest way to be brutally honest with someone is to start your sentence with the words “No disrespect,” or to say it with a gift…Preferably, a cute, cuddly teddy bear. See what I mean? How else can you [...]

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