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Reggie Noble Is Still > Your Favorite Rapper

You know I had to put this Michael Jackson inspired Redman video up. It is almost as awesome as my website header. Sorry Redman, but as cool as this clip is, it is nowhere near as awesome as a jheri-curl glamor pose with a motherf*ckin’ TIGER! Tweet

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The Michael Jackson Penalty Kick

This clip of a Michael Jackson inspired penalty kick is hilarious to me! Had main man spun around a little quicker, he might have been successful. Alas, he spent too much time on his “Whooo” and neglected his “Shammone.” Thus, his penalty kick was unsuccessful. Tweet

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So Michael Jackson Was Killed

Now that Michael Jackson’s death has been ruled a homicide, it looks like the shit is about to officially hit the fan for Dr. Conrad Murray. Even if by some stretch of the imagination he avoids going to prison, this man will never get another patient again. He could take a job at a free [...]

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A Time And A Place For Promotion, Joe Jackson

There’s a time and a place for shameless self promotion of business ventures, Joe Jackson. A tribute to your recently deceased son is neither. As bad as I feel for the Jackson family, I kind of wish someone would whip Joe’s ass one good time, the same way the movie version whipped Tito for breaking [...]

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Once More For Michael Jackson

I’m breaking out the old Michael Jackson Halloween costume photo. Yes, I know my Thriller jacket was too small. I couldn’t even raise my arms all the way up because it was so tight. You could see my heart beating in that thing. People across the room were reading my pulse and whatnot. That thing [...]

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Michael Jackson :(

I’m still having a hard time wrapping my mind around this whole Michael Jackson thing right now. Websites are saying that he died, and Twitter is going crazy right now, but I don’t know how to feel about it. Part of me wants to wait for a truly credible news source to tell me if [...]

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Once Again, HE’S STILL MICHAEL JACKSON!

Michael Jackson is not worried about people’s jokes. He does not care what you think about his nose(or lack thereof). To be honest, he really doesn’t need to care! That man can still sell out 50 shows faster than most artists could ever hope to sell out one! I had a conversation with my friend [...]

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