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Glenn Close Looks Like George Washington

by on 07. Jan, 2011 in Film, George Washington, Mom

My mother does not like Glenn Close. It’s not like she’s ever met the woman; Mom simply cannot stand the sight of her. Whenever a Glenn Close film or show comes on TV, my Mom will say “That’s a HARD looking woman! I can’t believe anyone finds her attractive.” Last weekend, the Harrison Ford movie [...]

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Technology Fail

by on 23. Oct, 2010 in Mom, Sex, Text Message

This photo is hilarious. Be careful about pressing “send” on those text messages! Tweet

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Delonte West Is A Motherf*cker. Literally!

by on 20. May, 2010 in LeBron James, Mom, NBa, Sex

NBA Hall of Famer Calvin Murphy is claiming that Delonte West of the Cleveland Cavaliers had sex with LeBron James’ mother. I usually don’t write about gossip and hearsay, but this rumor is hilarious to me. Delonte West is a motherf*cker. LITERALLY! The whole situation leads me to ask the following questions: Was fear of [...]

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Happy Mothers’ Day

by on 10. May, 2009 in Mom, Mothers Day, Youtube

In honor of Mothers’ Day, here’s a classic that we all wish we could forget! To mom, grandma, and all of the mothers of there reading this, happy Mothers’ Day and thank you. 2Pac – Dear Momma Tweet

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Quest For A Crapper

by on 19. Dec, 2007 in Bathroom, Christmas, Chuck Taylor, Law, Men, Mom, Shopping, Silver Spring, Sister, Stank, Top Sider

This past weekend, I was a little under the weather. It was my first official reminder that I am indeed an old, broken-down black man who has entered a new decade of life. The medicine I was prescribed by my doctor had me feeling about 85% better by Sunday morning, but it had one rough [...]

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A Tribute to Moms, Grandmas, Lionel Richie and…Pootie?

by on 13. May, 2007 in Karaoke, Lionel Richie, Mom, Pootie, Youtube

Happy Mother’s Day to all of the mothers out there. Despite all the jokes in the previous entry, I have the utmost respect for mothers and all fo the things that they endure. To my Mom and Grandma, I love you both. Thank you for everything that you’ve done for me, and for all of [...]

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Throw The Book At ‘Em!

by on 22. Apr, 2007 in Ass, Bloggers, Child, DC, Mom, Velocity, Whup

While conversing with a friend of mine tonight, the topic of my bad ass childhood came up. It did not take long for her to ask me what was the absolute worst thing I did when I was a child. Now, normal people would not have to take a moment to think about this one, [...]

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