No offense to my Canadian readers, but I hate your quarters. The 24-hour corner store thought they were slick the other night and gave me one with my change. I didn’t even notice until I got home. I looked at the coins in my pocket and said “George Washington is looking kinda feminine on this [...]
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Stop Trying To Look Sinister
John Boehner is taking this “leader” shtick a bit too far, judging by the photo above. I wonder if it was his idea to pose in the shadows like he’s the motherf*ckin’ Emperor from Star Wars, or if someone from his camp suggested it. Boehner’s recent role in debt deal negotiations has either helped him [...]
US Debt Ceiling Talk
I have purposely been avoiding talking about the U.S. debt crisis saga over here. I’m no economist; I’m a humorist. If you want random observations, I’m your guy. Fiscal responsibility, well, let’s just say that there’s a reason I don’t answer phone calls from numbers I do not recognize. The decisions that caused me to [...]
As Seen On Leon’s Phone: ATM Edition
Ever see an ATM with denominations like this? The machine in this photo is on 9th Street NW in DC, right next to some Ethiopian(I think) restaurant and parallel to the 9:30 Club. I wonder whose idea it was to go with these random, non-standard dollar amount choices? The only way this machine could be [...]
Little Sympathy for Ex-Cons
The following is a public service announcement from ListenToLeon.net. If you are a literate ex-convict stealing someone else’s wifi access, or you’re using the free hookup at the public library, please take note. I hate when people come up to me on the street and say things like “I just got out of jail. If you have [...]
My Retirement From Blogging
I am retiring from blogging, effective immediately. I have decided to enter a more lucrative field: shaking my ass for cash. That’s right: I’m Rick Rude-ing y’all hoes from now on. God blessed me with this awesome physique and ruggedly handsome features, so why waste my time thinking, and writing and doing smart shit, when [...]
F*ck You, Pay Me!
When I heard that NBA legend Dominique Wilkins was attacked after broadcasting a Hawks game, I was shocked. Who in the Hell would want to hit ‘Nique? Everyone I know who has met him said that he’s a laid back and friendly fellow. It wasn’t until after I learned the details behind the attack that [...]
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