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Tyler Perry as Madea

Diary of a 6-Foot Tall Black Man Dressed Up Like a Mad Black Woman

Obviously, this is Tyler Perry discussion. A few days ago, one of my white co-workers approached me, the lone black guy in the office, and asked “What’s your opinion on Tyler Perry movies?” I already know what you’re thinking, and before you guys start asking if I went to Human Resources about it, let me [...]

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The Most Adorable Ass Whipping Ever

I need to find out where go in order to buy a Lego Bruce Lee from Enter The Dragon. I’d also get a Jim Kelly and Mr Han so I could reenact key scenes from the film at my desk when I’m bored. Then again that’s probably not a smart idea. I’d hate for my [...]

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Poor Bumblebee

Scenes from the third Transformers movie are being shot in DC, and filmmakers had a first-hand encounter with DC police. As you can see, Bumblebee got the worst of that meeting today! I wish they’d said what type of emergency the officer was responding to. If that dude was actually on his way to get [...]

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Vampires Suck

…surprisingly, did not suck! I had a chance to catch a sneak preview of this movie last night, thanks to my friends at Chase Sports. Yes, Vampires Suck is silly and completely over-the-top. However, if films like Scary Movie and Airplane make you laugh, then this one is right up your alley. If you’re looking [...]

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Michael Cera

Is it me, or does Michael Cera play the same character in every movie? If this dude plays the awkward love interest one more time, I’m going to personally go to his agent’s house and lay the smack down on the first person that answers the door. I really hope it’s not an old lady, [...]

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Ron Artest Has Come Full-Circle

I can’t believe I missed Ron Artest’s crazy post-game interview last night. The man shouted out everyone on Earth other than his coach and teammates, then plugged his new single! As much as I’d like to make jokes about Ron, I don’t blame him for being elated. I can’t even lie, I’m happy for him [...]

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I Am Going To See The Smurfs

I don’t care what you say, I am going to see the Smurfs movie next summer! Hollywood has recycled and remade just about every part of my childhood over the past few years, so I might as well see what they do to The Smurfs now that everything is in 3-D these days. Don’t judge [...]

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