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“I Feel Sorry For Your Mother”

Happy Mother’s Day! A testament to the power of mothers is the fact that the fastest direct route to an ass whipping in the black community is saying something unflattering about someone’s  momma. Go ahead and try it if you don’t believe me. Walk into any barbershop in the hood, go up to a stranger [...]

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A Nightmare On Elm Street Review

Last night, I got a chance to see A Nightmare On Elm Street for the price of $FREE ninety-nine. Since I paid absolutely nothing to see this film, it is my duty to write a review about it for the rest of you who will either pay to see it in the theater, or pay [...]

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The Greatest Magical Negro of All Time

The other week, Sandra Bullock picked up a “Best Actress” Academy Award for her role in the film The Blind Side. I personally did not see The Blind Side, mainly because  it looked like another one of those “Magical Negro” movies that Hollywood seems to love. For those unfamiliar with Magical Negro movies, here’s the [...]

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She’s Out Of My League Movie Review

Yesterday, I got to attend a screening of She’s Out Of My League in Mazza Galerie after work. Admission was FREE nintey-nine, so I was already in a good mood before the film even started. Since it cost me absolutely nothing, the least I can do is write a review of the film for those [...]

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Black Dynamite Comes to DVD on Tuesday, 2/16/10

I cannot wait to get this DVD! Black Dynamite was easily the funniest movie of the year. It’s even funnier than The Hangover in my humble opinion. Why else would I give them this much free press on my blog? Tuesday, February 16, 2010, you can pick up a copy of Black Dynamite in stores [...]

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Black Dynamite Is Finally Coming To DC

To all my DC folks, Black Dynamite is finally showing here this weekend! Here are the details: January 1 & 2 – Washington, DC E Street Cinema 555 11th Street NW Washington, DC 20004 http://www.landmarktheatres.com/Market/WashingtonDC/EStreetCinema.htm It’s been a long time coming for us fans in the District, so I want you all to show up [...]

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5 Horror Films That Scared The Sh*t Out Me

In the spirit of Halloween, here are 5 memories of horror films that scared the sh*t out of me at some point in my life. These movies themselves don’t really strike fear in my heart in 2009, but each of them is responsible for a moment that the macho, manly part of me is slightly [...]

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