The coffee in the office must be nuclear strength. I was feeling a little sluggish so I made a cup. 5 minutes later, I was fighting the urge to run through the halls like the Ultimate Warrior. Luckily, I have discovered the perfect outlet for my pent up energy on days like this. My friends [...]
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Murder Rap Cops
I read a story the other day about a New Jersey police officer that makes gangsta rap videos. The worst part about this is that I am not the least bit shocked that someone entrusted to uphold the law is threatening to kill people to a beat. I have no problem with creative expression, but [...]
The Consolation Prize Valentines Mixtape
When I’m alone in my room sometimes I stare at the wall, and in the back of my mind I hear my conscience call…Oh! Hello internet! Did not realize you all were standing there. I was having a James Todd Smith moment while thinking about Valentines Day. I made a miniature mixtape this year, as I have [...]
I Want to Make a Christmas Album With DMX
This clip is a few days old, which in internet time is like a decade. Still, I cannot help but watch it and hope that some way, somehow, DMX releases a Christmas album in the next two weeks. Music industry execs, PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!! On the topic of Christmas albums, I bought Cee-Lo Green’s [...]
Restroom Mood Music
My office building recently installed speakers in the crapper. As much as I like their concern for tenant comfort, I feel some kind of way about doing #2 with new age relaxation music playing in the background. I’m pretty sure I was listening to the sounds of Zamfir: Master of the Pan Flute while dropping [...]
People Still Sing & Dance for Chicken?
Singing and dancing for chicken strips? In 2012?! Mary J. Blige, you’re better than this! Have we learned nothing from the poor endorsement choices of MC Hammer? As “PROPER!” as that popcorn chicken may have tasted to poor Hammer, that was officially the point where his career began to die. I doubt this Burger King [...]
Jonin’ Jihad – The Jaheim Suit Edition
I have always liked Jaheim. The man is an R&B singer who actually sings like a grown man as opposed to a nasally, bird-chested little boy. For that, I respect him. However, the blue suit Twitter photos he posted from Whitney Houston’s funeral are unforgivable. Putting that outfit on display is more than enough to [...]
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