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The Questions, 5-17-12

I am a naturally inquisitive person. Therefore, I am starting a series of blog entries where I seek answers to the queries on my mind at the moment. Without further adieu, The Questions: What in the Colombian Hell were those Secret Service officers thinking a few weeks ago? Realistically, I don’t expect certain elements of [...]

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People Still Sing & Dance for Chicken?

People Still Sing & Dance for Chicken?

Singing and dancing for chicken strips? In 2012?! Mary J. Blige, you’re better than this! Have we learned nothing from the poor endorsement choices of MC Hammer? As “PROPER!” as that popcorn chicken may have tasted to poor Hammer, that was officially the point where his career began to die. I doubt this Burger King [...]

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Jonin’ Jihad – The Jaheim Suit Edition

Jonin’ Jihad – The Jaheim Suit Edition

I have always liked Jaheim. The man is an R&B singer who actually sings like a grown man as opposed to a nasally, bird-chested little boy. For that, I respect him. However, the blue suit Twitter photos he posted from Whitney Houston’s funeral are unforgivable. Putting that outfit on display is more than enough to [...]

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Will You Be My Valentine?

Will You Be My Valentine?

This is my first Valentine’s Day in awhile where I am not dating anyone. It’s been pretty refreshing to know that I am not expected to do anything for anyone else on Earth today. The only drawback to this freedom is that it has also “liberated” me from enjoying the sexual payoff that comes from [...]

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Charlie Wilson WTF?!

Damn Charlie. You’re better than this! If you’re reading this Charlie Wilson, you sir, are a legend. Therefore, I feel it is my duty to tell you to cut that sh*t out. No, really. CUT THAT F*CKED-UP BULLSH*T THE F*CK OUT OF YOUR HAIR! Your stylist got you walking around looking like Meshach Taylor circa [...]

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Seal

Seal

Yes, that’s a Seal seal. Blame Twitter for this random slice of hybrid nonsensical hilarity. Tweet

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Christmas Ramblings

First off, Merry Christmas. Second, yes that’s a photo of Clarence Carter. Third, don’t you fix your mouth to besmirch Clarence’s good name. Christmas won’t stop me from stopping by your house and tuning you up real quick, right in front of your tree. Getting your chops busted by a blogger in front of your [...]

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