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I Don’t Want To Join Your Mafia Family

I’m sorry, but I do not want to join your Mafia family. To whomever this may concern, please refrain from sending me any more invitations to join you in playing Mob Wars. If not, I just may be forced to send a couple of actual mafia hit men to your house. If you come home [...]

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Baby Powder Pimpin

Mike Epps is Baby Powder Jus thought I’d leave you with something nice and ignorant this Monday evening. I don’t know if this can top the T-Pain chain, but it’s pretty damned close! The best part about Mike Epps in How High was the way that the baby powder made that chime noise right before [...]

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Running Into “Online” Friends In Person

I love the fact that my site is growing in popularity. I’m not doing Perez Hilton numbers, but it’s been a nice and steady increase in the amount of people who come here to laugh, or to show love. It’s been great so far, and I hope to entertain even more people before it’s all [...]

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Photo Op Gone Wrong

Why does 50 Cent look like he wants to murder somebody? I saw this on a messageboard, and it immediately made me think of how I always smile when I see people posing for photos where one person is cheesing while the other looks like he or she REALLY does not want to be there. [...]

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Say It Ain’t So Steve Harvey

Someone please tell me that Steve Harvey is not moonlighting as a broken-down male stripper. I beg you…Please tell me these photos are for a comedy film or something! What the hell were you thinking, Steve?! If these are real-live Steve Harvey man-boob sexy time photos meant to win over the ladies, then I’m going [...]

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Suckle On My Teet

I saw this clip on the homepage of Myspace, and it cracked me up. Disturbing? Yes. Ignorant? Of course. Hilarious? Absolutely! Suckle On My Teet Tweet

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Newsweek Covers If Cliff Were The Art Director

Yesterday, I was on Myspace, writing back and forth with my friend Cliff, who is a fellow Art Department alum of Hampton University. On his page, I saw two photos that literally had me laughing out loud at my desk. Since Cliff is cool with me placing them here, I feel the need to share. [...]

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