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The Obligatory Blake Griffin Dunked on Kendrick Perkins Post

When a man gets dunked on as savagely as Kendrick Perkins did by Blake Griffin tonight, I am required by law to write about it. Blake Griffin just besmirched Kendrick Perkins’ dignity. Ate that man’s lunch. Called his newborn baby ugly. All of that, in one dunk. See for yourself… Even the commentator paused for [...]

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Congratulations To Flip Saunders

It’s not often that you can congratulate a man for getting fired, but getting fired from coaching the Washington Wizards is pretty much a blessing. Flip Saunders, congratulations on no longer having to find a way to compete in the NBA with a lackluster roster that may as well be called John Wall & the [...]

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Hope You’re Not Scared of Clowns. Or Dennis Rodman.

Dennis Rodman’s new look just scared me half to death. When I saw this photo from a recent exhibition game in China, I thought to myself “Dennis Rodman must have gone crazy.” Then, I took a step back and realized “He didn’t go crazy; He just went Rodman.” After witnessing Dennis Rodman’s journey throughout  what [...]

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It Must Be Nice to Be David Stern

If you weren’t already convinced that NBA commissioner David Stern is a dictator, his recent actions should erase all existing doubt. After a lengthy lockout, I was just starting to get excited about the prospects of a new NBA season. A half-assed, 60-game season is better than none at all is what I told myself. [...]

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Already Missing the NBA

I just learned that the NBA canceled 2 more weeks of it’s season as the lockout continues. As a basketball fan, this upsets me. I am already having a bad day, so on top of everything else, the news that my favorite sport is that much closer to not having a season at all makes [...]

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Things I Learned Today: Celebrity Breasts Edition

I learned a lot of things today; none of which is particularly useful to my life in general. These pointless discoveries all involve famous women, and they each made me smile. Therefore, I must share them with you, my oh-so awesome readers! Sh*t Leon Learned Today: Naked Scarlett Johannsen does not disappoint. I really shouldn’t [...]

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Welcome Back, NFL!

I’m really glad that the NFL lockout is over. With the NBA still locked out, at least I know one of my favorite sports will be on TV. We faced a Fall of ESPN programming that would have had to air random events like the World Series of Thumb Wrestling or the NCAA Beer Pong [...]

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