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Welcome Back, NFL!

I’m really glad that the NFL lockout is over. With the NBA still locked out, at least I know one of my favorite sports will be on TV. We faced a Fall of ESPN programming that would have had to air random events like the World Series of Thumb Wrestling or the NCAA Beer Pong [...]

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F*ck You, Pay Me!

When I heard that NBA legend Dominique Wilkins was attacked after broadcasting a Hawks game, I was shocked. Who in the Hell would want to hit ‘Nique? Everyone I know who has met him said that he’s a laid back and friendly fellow. It wasn’t until after I learned the details behind the attack that [...]

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Miss Sam Cassell Face

Yesterday I saw a woman with the perfect body.  However, there was one glaring problem: She looked like Sam Cassell in the face. This woman was living proof that God has a sense of humor. A sharp, twisted one at that. To put those long legs, that slim waist, those nice breasts and that OUTSTANDING [...]

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No Wins No Trim

Washington DC area sports fans, we deserve better than this. Upon watching the Philadelphia Eagles put up a college basketball final score against the Redskins last night, I became inspired. That inspiration did not come from watching Michael Vick essentially treat my team like Ben Roethlisberger treats the women he meets in the club(although I [...]

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Kobe Bryant NBA 2K11 Commercial

Watch closely. It’s hilarious how Kobe couldn’t even hold in the smirk as the video game version of Michael Jordan blocked Shaq’s shot around the 21 second mark of this clip. That split-second of pettiness definitely took the commercial to another level. All jokes aside, NBA 2K11 looks like it’s the sh*t though! Tweet

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Today’s Pookie Award Recipient: Cavs Owner Dan Gilbert

I’m sure you’re all tired of the LeBron James free agency saga. However, I must write about it once more since it gets more ridiculous by the hour. I’m having a hard time figuring out whose the bigger jackass, Lebron, or Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert. Right now, I’m leaning towards Dan Gilbert, because his [...]

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King…I Mean, Queen James And His Announcement

LeBron James is a drama queen. There, I said it. Thanks to this overgrown, muscle-bound diva, I will spend my Thursday night watching ESPN at 9:00 sharp, in order to see which team he’ll be playing for next year. This guy made every team on his wish list come to him, and now he’s making [...]

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