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Shia Needs to Stop Going to Bars

by on 18. Oct, 2011 in Alcohol, Canada, Fight, McDonalds, New York, Violence, Youtube

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t this like the 3rd or 4th bar fight that Shia LeBeouf has gotten into? Judging from the beating he just took, I hope he thinks twice about getting into another one. You know you’re getting your ass kicked when a guy on crutches feels the need to intervene. [...]

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The Classy Way To Fart

by on 23. Nov, 2010 in DC, Metro, New York, Stank, Wedding

I already know what you’re thinking: “Great… Leon is resorting to more jokes about flatulence.” Before you walk away disgusted or disappointed, I promise you that you are going to want to read this entry, despite it’s oxymoron of a title. It’s informative. It’s powerful. IT JUST MAY CHANGE YOUR LIFE! Last week, I was [...]

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When Simpletons Protest

by on 23. Aug, 2010 in New York, Protest

Can you tell me what’s wrong with this picture? It’s obvious how this guy feels about the plans for a mosque to be built near Ground Zero in New York City. It also appears that his protest includes basic spelling. The photo, which my friend Rex found in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, is a shining example [...]

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Get It, Grandma!!!

by on 11. Aug, 2010 in Dance, New York, Old, Party, Video, Youtube

When I saw the title of this video, “Grandma Tracy Breakdancing at Mad Decent NYC Block Party” I knew it would be funny. Grandma Tracy did not let me down! She was gettin’ it out there! Rather impressive, especially considering she is old enough to actually leave the house sporting a fanny pack. Tweet

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Last Day In New York City

by on 30. Jun, 2010 in Alcohol, Chicken, New York, Sleep

…and I’ve actually managed to stay out of trouble. The fact that I’ve had to get up at the ass-crack of dawn every day for this conference is the main reason why. I was so tired last night, that I fell asleep with the lights on and the Hip Hop issue of Wax Poetics magazine [...]

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Live From NYC

by on 29. Jun, 2010 in Alcohol, New York, Women

If I lived in NY, I’d have much more comedic material. Currently, I’m in Manhattan at a conference, which is why you all haven’t heard from me in a few days. My internet access is limited, since I’m a cheapskate who refuses to pay an extra $16 a night for the wifi. Sure, I could [...]

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Speaking of Videos

by on 14. Jan, 2008 in New York, Reality TV, Sex Tape, VH1

I was having some trouble sleeping last night, so I got on the internet, hoping random surfing would make me tired. What I did NOT expect , was to end up scarred for life by a web video. It appears that www.mediatakeout.com got their hands on a sex tape featuring Tiffany Pollard, a.k.a. New York [...]

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