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Dead Men Cash No Checks

Big Homie sent out a Myspace bulletin about this, and I was immediately inspired to make jokes. The New York Times reports that two men were arrested for pushing a corpse in a rolling office chair to the local check-cashing spot and attempting to cash his Social Security check. This sentence alone makes me laugh, [...]

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Obama Clemens Spears Stallone and New York

Obama Clemens Spears Stallone and New York

I’m just commenting on a bunch of the TV watching I’ve done this weekend while relaxing at home. It might be random, but hopefully you’ll find it interesting. If not, go ahead and read anyway since I took the time to write it. Barak Obama won the Iowa caucus earlier this week, and it makes [...]

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White Coonery On VH1

Last week, a friend of mine convinced me to check out the new show, “Rock of Love” on VH1. I did, and I must say, I actually enjoyed it. Not because of the gratuitous amount of silicone breasts getting camera time(although that didn’t hurt), but because of the antics. One episode of this show almost [...]

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Thoughts From A Writer’s Block Sufferer

Thoughts From A Writer’s Block Sufferer

Right now, I’m going through a mild case of writer’s block. I’m working on my latest literary masterpiece/get rich quick scheme, but I seem to have hit a creative snag. In the meantime, I hope to get the brain waves flowing again by writing down a few observations I had over the course of this [...]

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