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Tonight’s The Night

The “Net Work” happy hour is a few hours away! Sutra Lounge, 2406 18th Street NW, Washington DC from 5:30-10:00 PM. Click here for more details. The afterparty(if folks are up for it) is karaoke at Lounge of III on U Street. I plan on going from corporate networking the first part of the night, [...]

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Do You Mind If I Cut In?

When was the last time you saw someone ask to “cut in” on a nightclub dance floor? I am pretty sure that most of your responses will be “never.” Hilariously enough, I had it happen to me recently. Now you understand why I write a comedy blog; the situations I find myself in need to [...]

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Even When I’m Not An Ass, I’m An Ass

Even when I’m trying to do the right thing, I can’t help but be a jerk. The perfect example of this came on Wednesday night. I worked late, so I ended up checking out this lounge up the street from my office. While there, I met a tall, slim, beautiful young lady who was in [...]

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New Year’s Eve Indecision

Am I the only person who hasn’t already figured out a plan for New Year’s Eve? I need to get on that right away, before I end up spending an arm and a leg at some random nightclub packed with a whole lot of other last minute, play it by ear mofos… Tweet

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The Captain Morgan

I teabagged a midget on the dance floor. There. I said it. Now that I think back to the incident, it’s not nearly as bad as it sounds. Then again, maybe it is. You be the judge: The other night, I was at a lounge where the DJ was playing all kinds of great music. [...]

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I <3 My New Motorola Cliq

My camera & phone have been found! There are still good, honest people left in this world, and I am very thankful for it. To the good folks at Liv who recovered my phone, and to Cherisse for calling and arranging the pickup, I sincerely thank you. I have no idea how my stuff ended [...]

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Club Comedy and Concert Phone Theft

I’ve had quite an up-and-down weekend to say the least. I went from hanging out with corporate big wigs on Friday, to seeing one of the funniest sights I’ve ever seen in a nightclub on Saturday, to finally getting my camera and cell phone stolen at a Little Dragon concert last night. As you can [...]

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