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Obama Wants To Kick Some Ass

If I were President Obama, I would have been threatening to kick people’s asses LONG before today. When you’re the Leader of the Free World, people blame you for stuff when things go wrong. When you are the first black leader of the Free World, people blame you for stuff that happened before you got [...]

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My Opinion on the Health Care Saga

Health care legislation passed last night, so you can probably tell that I have some thoughts on the subject. This was a hard-fought battle that is nearing the finish of what looks like a victory for the American people. It’s far from perfect, but anyone expecting the unbelievably complicated and bureaucratic health care system to [...]

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My Refrigerator Is NSFW

My refrigerator is decorated with Obama and ass. Click here if you don’t believe me(slightly NSFW). I live down the street from a strip club, so booty fliers get littered throughout the neighborhood. Since unsolicited ass is literally being littered about, why not be creative with it? This was not my original idea, but I [...]

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Classic Photo Jokes, 10-19-09

I know you’ve all seen this Barack Obama photo before, but I would like to take this time out to highlight just how pimpish it is. This dude is leaning back puffing on something in a straw hat. YOU HEAR ME?! A STRAW HAT!!! Not just anybody can pull that off. They won’t even sell [...]

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The U.S. Has Gone Crazy

Caution: Today’s entry might sound a little harsh; maybe even somewhat mean spirited. It’s not. What you are reading is tough love, delivered from a man unafraid to call it how he sees it. Therefore, read on, and try not to get too offended if and when I should happen to pull your card. There. [...]

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Michelle Obama’s Shorts…

Michelle Obama’s shorts, and the public outcry that they brought on, have lead me to one conclusion: There’s some f*cking going on in the White House! Both Michelle and Barack Obama keep themselves in good shape, both are relatively young, and they obviously love each other. This is the first time I’ve ever thought that [...]

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Assault Weapons At Presidential Protests

I have made an effort to take a break from writing about political stuff over here for the past month or so. After pissing off numerous Conservatives and Marion Barry supporters alike, I decided to focus on lighter fare for awhile. Alas, I am forced to voice my opinion once again, thanks to seeing a [...]

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