There are few places on Earth more intriguing than the office refrigerator. It does not matter where your place of employment is; if you are in a work space with more than 10 employees, a single trip to the refrigerator can be completely mundane, or traumatic enough to ruin your day. Anyone who has ever [...]
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It’s Getting Better…
When I woke up this morning, the mug in the photo above perfectly described how I felt. It’s getting better though. Monday is that much closer to being over! Yep, this is possibly the shortest blog entry ever at http://listentoleon.net. Maybe I’ll be a bit more loquatious this evening when I’m home relaxing. We’ll see… [...]
I Just Got Crop Dusted
Someone walked past my desk and let out a silent-but-violent drive-by fart this morning. The culprit was a slick one, because it happened around the time when 3 or 4 people were walking past. I can’t even do anything petty to seek vengeance, because I’d have to go after way too many people. I am [...]
The Last Place I Want To Die Is At Work
An inadvertent fire alarm just went off in the office. Although I knew it wasn’t a real fire, I thought to myself “the last place I want to die, is at work.” So I’m on my way outside to enjoy the sunshine for a bit…I mean, escape the raging flames that just might consume the [...]
Please Don’t Shoot Me! Signed, The Messenger
Ever have someone ask you to pass along a message to someone else, without telling you the entire story behind it? So when you deliver the news, that person reacts by frowning his or her face up and saying something like “JESUS! THIS IS GREAT…JUST GREAT! MY DAY IS RUINED NOW!” I hate getting tricked [...]
The Erin Andrews Video Incident
I really feel bad for Erin Andrews right now. For those unaware of the story, Erin Andrews is a reporter for ESPN who was secretly videotaped naked in her hotel room, and the clip began appearing online this past week. It’s a scary situation; one that makes you think that you can’t even relax in [...]
Someone’s Lunch Smells Like Dog Food
I am in the office right now, and someone’s lunch smells like dog food. I know this is something better suited to Twitter or a Facebook status update…but I felt like sharing with the world. I don’t even want to walk past the kitchen area, because if I actually see someone I know eating Puppy [...]
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