*An open letter from ListenToLeon.net in the wake of Chris Brown’s Good Morning America tirade* Alright Chris Brown, enough is enough. As someone who wants to see you succeed, I’m going to deliver some tough love: You need to get your temper under control. Please, cut that High Yellow Incredible Hulk shit out. We don’t [...]
Calm Down Chris Brown
by ListenToLeon on 22. Mar, 2011 in Angry, Black, Chris Brown, Crime, Music, Open Letter, Violence
Today’s Pookie Award Recipient: Cavs Owner Dan Gilbert
by ListenToLeon on 09. Jul, 2010 in Angry, Basketball, LeBron James, Miami, Miami Heat, NBa, Open Letter
I’m sure you’re all tired of the LeBron James free agency saga. However, I must write about it once more since it gets more ridiculous by the hour. I’m having a hard time figuring out whose the bigger jackass, Lebron, or Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert. Right now, I’m leaning towards Dan Gilbert, because his [...]
Open Letter To Andray Blatche
by ListenToLeon on 24. Mar, 2010 in DC, NBa, Open Letter, Wizards
Dear Andray Blatche, Grow the Hell up. Before you start to think that this letter is completely negative in tone, let me take time out to say “Thank you” for the way you stepped your game up on the court this season for the Washington Wizards. Your play has been the one glimmer of hope [...]
Open Letter To Gilbert Arenas
by ListenToLeon on 20. Jan, 2010 in Crime, DC, Gilbert Arenas, Guns, NBa, Open Letter
Dear Gilbert Arenas, I could not help but hear about your recent legal troubles. I am a fan of yours, and I’m always going to wish nothing but the best for you and your career. That said, I am a comedian, humorist, shit-talker, or whatever you want to call it. That’s why I’m about to [...]
Gotta Love Facebook!
by ListenToLeon on 23. Dec, 2009 in Facebook, Open Letter, Sex
Click on this link. Trust me, you’ll be happy you did! Hell hath no fury like a sibling scorned… Tweet
Please Spare Us The Presidential Man-Tits, Washingtonian
by ListenToLeon on 23. Apr, 2009 in Barack, DC, Obama, Open Letter
Dear Washingtonian magazine, Let me start off by saying that I love your publication. This is not an overall condemnation of your magazine; just an overall “WTF” at your choice of cover photos. I think I speak for a large segment of the population when I say that I don’t want to see that fellow’s [...]
Open Letter To President Obama
by ListenToLeon on 30. Jan, 2009 in Open Letter, Politics
Mr. President, It’s no secret that I voted for you. I mean, look at the header on my site, the extremely low-budget “If You Smell What Barack is Cooking video, and my Leonmentary film from election night. I’ve had your back from day one, Barry! Now, you are a wise man who makes sound decisions. [...]
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