Lauren London, What’s up sweetheart? I don’t keep up with celebrity gossip, so I have no idea if you have a man, and if so, who he is. I do, however, know that you are fine. Not just any kind of fine, but high-grade fine. Finer than fine print! Finer than the line between love [...]
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Open Letter To D’Angelo
What’s up D’Angelo! First and foremost, I must tell the world that I am a huge fan of your work. Both albums are classics in my eyes. As a matter of fact, I listened to some songs from Brown Sugar this morning, which is what inspired me to write to you. Let me go ahead [...]
Welcome Back Paris Hilton
Welcome home, baby! These last five days have been rough on me. I have been worrying about what was going to happen to you in prison. Was a big Mexican gang-banger chick named Poochie going to make you her girlfriend? Was the paparazzi going to find a way to sneak in the prison and snap photos [...]
"That’s A Frizzy-Headed Hoe"
By now, I’m sure everyone is familiar with the Don Imus story. If you’re one of the rare people who actually lives on Planet Earth and are not familiar with the story, let me recap it really quickly. Mr. Imus, a broadcast journalist with a radio show broadcast on MSNBC, made comments last week after [...]
This Entry Is Late Thanks To Blogger
Wednesday, I wrote a poignant, heartfelt, powerful open letter to O.J. Simpson that was meant to be displayed here on listentoleon.blogspot.com. Unfortunately, Blogger decided to stop working right around the same time as I got through typing it. I swear, for them to be run by one of the richest companies on Earth, they break [...]
Open Letter: Kanye West’s Turn
What’s up Kanye, This is your boy, Leon! Ok. So I’m not really your boy. Let me stop faking like we actually know each other personally. Allow me to formally introduce myself. I am the greatest thing to happen to writing since Shakespeare. Hemingway shot himself because he heard that I was coming along to [...]
Open Letter To Wesley Snipes
I hate to write this, because this dude was one of my favorite actors back in the early to mid 90′s. Very talented guy. Still, I have to write him an open letter, the same way I had to write one to Michael Jackson, Terrell Owens and Jennifer Aniston. Wesley Snipes, Wesley Snipes, Wesley Snipes…What [...]
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