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Damn It! Someone Beat Me To It!

by on 09. Nov, 2011 in Herman Cain, Photoshop, Pimp, Politics, Sex

I was totally working on a Herman Cain “Big Daddy Cain” photoshop yesterday. Mine had him with a flat-top & white chicks…but whomever created this album cover image definitely made me smile today. I tip my hat to this anonymous soul and his or her photoshop mayhem! Tweet

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Kim Kardashian Has A Single?

by on 02. Mar, 2011 in Kim Kardashian, Music, Pimp

Kim Kardashian’s mom is a motherf*ckin’ PIMP. This woman has turned every aspect of the Kardashian sisters’ lives into a money making venture. Real life pimps like Rosebud and Bishop Don Magic Juan are probably standing around in awe of her. This morning, the undisputed crown jewel of the Kardashian stable released her first single, [...]

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Who Is This Guy?

by on 01. Oct, 2010 in Art, Hip Hop, internet, Pimp

All over the internet, I keep seeing images of the same colonial pimp-looking guy with rap phrases spelled out in the King’s English. Apparently, I missed the meme on this one, but I don’t care. The photos make me smile. If anyone can direct me to where I can find more pictures of this portrait [...]

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Classic Photo Jokes, 10-19-09

by on 19. Oct, 2009 in Barack, Obama, Pimp, Random, Randomness

I know you’ve all seen this Barack Obama photo before, but I would like to take this time out to highlight just how pimpish it is. This dude is leaning back puffing on something in a straw hat. YOU HEAR ME?! A STRAW HAT!!! Not just anybody can pull that off. They won’t even sell [...]

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ACORN Pimp Advice

by on 18. Sep, 2009 in Pimp, Politics, Sex, Video, Youtube

I didn’t want to write about this at first, but ThroatChopU made me think about it again. That whole story about ACORN employees helping folks posing as pimps and hookers seemed too easy a target at first, but it is my civic duty to make fun of these people. I have to crack jokes, not [...]

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My New Pimp Name Is Chocolate Giddy Up

by on 09. Sep, 2009 in Black Dynamite, Bloggers, Film, Pimp, Sex, Video, Youtube

A new, slightly NSFW clip from Black Dynamite, featuring Cedric Yarborough as Chocolate Giddy Up the pimp with an anti-drug message for the non-profit organization Fight Smack In The Orphanage. The clip is a little NSFW, but it’s rather amusing! If I ever become a pimp, I want a name as cool as Chocolate Giddy [...]

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Space Age Pimpin’

by on 10. Jun, 2009 in Music, Pimp, Youtube

I’m not really going to write about space today. I am merely testing out some of the new features I’ve put onto the blog, and this photo commemorating the 40th anniversary of the Apollo 11 mission to the Moon jumped out at me.  It jumped out and said “If you don’t find a way to [...]

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