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Baby Powder Pimpin

Mike Epps is Baby Powder Jus thought I’d leave you with something nice and ignorant this Monday evening. I don’t know if this can top the T-Pain chain, but it’s pretty damned close! The best part about Mike Epps in How High was the way that the baby powder made that chime noise right before [...]

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Paris is Gonna Be Alright

When the story came out about Barron Hilton’s decision to donate 97% of his wealth to charity, the first thing I started seeing was people saying stuff like “Paris Hilton’s grandfather just put her in her place.” however, when I read the story myself, my only reaction was, WHO CARES?! Other than the fact that [...]

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Say It Ain’t So, Curious George!

I was in the bookstore, when I happened uponĀ a book that I used to love back when I was a kid: Curious George, by H.A. Rey. I loved that story so much that I even had a Curious George stuffed animal. Up until a few years ago, I even wanted my own pet monkey. Once [...]

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Pimp Slapped By God

Ever walk outside on a really cold and windy day without checking the weather report first? I did that the other afternoon. Walked right outside and was met by a stong, gusting wind that almost made me take a few steps back. It was as if God took his right hand, stuck it in the [...]

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Stand Out By Standing Out

They say pimpin’ ain’t easy. Well, I’m here to tell you otherwise. Pimpin’ is easy! Pimpin’ in a metaphorical sense, that is. Actually having women making money on the hoe stroll is something totally different altogether. I can’t claim to be an authority on that subject. Actually, let me refrain from using that word due [...]

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An Eddie Murphy Discussion

An Eddie Murphy Discussion

This morning on The Today Show, Eddie Murphy was interviewed about his upcoming role in the film “Dreamgirls,” set to open on Christmas Day. Apparently, the role has garnered critical acclaim and is showcasing a versatility never before seen from Murphy. This led me to wonder if Eddie Murphy is about to once again become [...]

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Does This Make Me A Hero, Or A Pimp?

Any of you readers ever been to Club 55? If so, then you already know that today’s entry is going to be crazy. For those unfamiliar with Club 55, it is a “gentleman’s establishment” where ladies “entertain onstage” sans clothing. It’s a grimy, hole-in-the-wall spot located on a somewhat seedy part of South Capitol Street. [...]

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